Existential breakfast club

Introducing the Existential Breakfast Club—the six-pack your inner cynic didn't know it was craving. These delightfully unhinged characters are here to whisper sweet nothings like “You’re not the problem… but you’re definitely involved.” It's a sticker set for those who wake up already emotionally hungover, socially allergic, and spiritually fed up. If you’ve ever side-eyed humanity before your first cup of coffee, congrats—you've found your people (and they’re slightly monstrous).

Each magnet or sticker delivers a punch of painfully relatable angst with a side of smug self-awareness. From using profanity like a love language to declaring your lack of social skills with pride, this crew doesn’t just sit at the weird kid table—they’ve claimed it, set it on fire, and charged admission. Consider this your starter pack for stylish emotional damage—perfect for laptops, fridges, or any surface that could use a little more “don’t talk to me unless you brought snacks.”