social survival

Introducing the Social Survival 6-pack: a painfully accurate collection of emotional safety signs for those of us just trying to people without combusting. This set is a celebration of the daily tightrope walk between screaming internally and pretending to understand small talk. Whether you're demanding to be taken seriously before your mental spiral takes the wheel, or boldly declaring you're socially awkward but too caffeinated to care, this is your emotional toolkit in sticker form.

Each design is dripping with charm and trauma—equal parts sass and soft panic. It's the perfect lineup for anyone who’s ever overthought a handshake, sent a meme instead of a text reply, or answered “How are you?” with a nervous breakdown. Use them to accessorize your laptop, water bottle, or forehead. Whatever gets you through the next conversation without blacking out.