Too Cool to Goat With the Flow

Meet Bartholomew J. Ruminant—a goat who once tried to be taken seriously and instantly regretted it. Legend has it, Bart wore a tie one time, gave a PowerPoint presentation on "Efficient Hay Storage," and promptly decided to never adult again. That smirk? It’s the face of a creature who knows he peaked in absurdity and made peace with it over a glass of whatever goats drink when they’re vibing hard (spoiler: it’s carrot juice with a splash of rebellion).

This glorious image isn’t just a vibe—it’s a whole lifestyle manifesto. With oversized glasses, smug charm, and a motivational poster aura from an alternate, sassier universe, our furry philosopher invites us to drop the ego, pick up a drink, and embrace the ridiculousness of existence. Why chase gravitas when you can chase goats with wine glasses and confidence? It’s memorable because it speaks to the inner mischief-maker in all of us—the one who gave up on being “put together” the minute it realized being goofy is way more fun. Winkatchoo nailed it: taking yourself seriously is so last season.