Not Today, Satan. Not Ever.

Meet the grumpiest guru of inner peace, here to remind us all that serenity has its limits—and Satan just crossed them. This fabulously furious feline woke up, chose defiance, and still had time to deliver a six-word manifesto worthy of bumper stickers and battle cries alike. The backdrop of radiant teal only amplifies the "I am unbothered, but also completely over it" vibe radiating from this pint-sized powerhouse of sass.

The inspiration? Oh, it’s clearly a dramatic retelling of your Monday mornings, featuring you as the cat and the universe as, well, Satan. Let’s be honest—haven’t we all stared at our to-do list with the same soul-piercing scowl? The beauty of this design is its universal relatability wrapped in a layer of feline disapproval. Whether you're banishing negativity or just saying “no” to nonsense, this cat gets you. And that “Any Name”? It’s like a customizable dagger aimed right at chaos itself. Pure genius.