My Pronoun? Patriot Pup

This dog isn't just man's best friend; it’s freedom’s furriest advocate. Legend has it, this star-spangled pupper was born on the Fourth of July under a sky full of fireworks, barking the National Anthem before it could even wag its tail. With that tilted head and mischievous side-eye, it’s clear this canine’s motto is “Land of the free, home of the sassy.” You can practically hear the “’Murica!” bark echoing in the distance.

What makes this Dalmatian mix a true icon? The bandana, of course. That little slice of Americana screams “I’m here for apple pie, backyard BBQs, and maybe a tug-of-war session if you’re lucky.” The intensity of that gaze? Pure bald-eagle energy. This pup doesn’t fetch sticks; it fetches liberty. And don’t let the floppy ears fool you—this dog means business when it comes to letting everyone know that its pronouns are red, white, and woof.

In short, this dog’s a walking (and tail-wagging) declaration of independence. Cue the fireworks and the slow-mo flag wave. ‘Nuff said.