Cosmic sass

Welcome to Cosmic Sass—where retro weirdness meets interstellar attitude in a six-pack of vinyl chaos from the outer edges of sanity and Saturn. These long, lanky space oddities look like they were summoned during Mercury in retrograde and raised on glitter, sarcasm, and emotional instability.

This set isn’t here to align your chakras—it’s here to throw moon rocks at your insecurities and smirk while doing it. No zodiac knowledge required. Just a deep appreciation for questionable cosmic energy, snarky design, and the kind of sticker that doesn’t ask for your rising sign... just your Wi-Fi password.