Emotional Damage Tour – General Admission to the Feels

This 6-pack of mock concert tickets is your official souvenir from the loudest, weirdest, most unhinged tour your inner demons ever headlined. From Doomscroll’s improv meltdown to The Anxiety Recital’s shaky encore, every ticket grants you VIP access to the part of your brain that never quite healed—but learned how to laugh about it.

Each ticket is its own emotional event: painfully specific, aggressively fake, and surprisingly relatable. A perfect gift for anyone who's ever cried in a Target parking lot and called it "character development."

🪩 Side effects may include: chuckling through the trauma, hoarding vinyl like it’s therapy, and feeling seen in the worst-best way.