Productivity Panic is the six-pack countdown for those of us dangling by the last frayed nerve of a to-do list we never actually wrote down. This snark-splattered collection captures the spirit of “I’ll get to it eventually,” but with a touch more honesty and a lot less shame. Think of it as your motivational anti-motivation—tracking milestones like “days left until I pretend to care again” and “days until my next naked Zoom call.” (Spoiler: you’re not muted, and you are not okay.)

Each sticker is a stylish slap in the face to the corporate grind, side-eyeing deadlines, inboxes, and that one coworker who still says “Let’s circle back.” Whether you’re procrastinating professionally or spiraling creatively, these sarcastic little calendar pages will help you embrace the chaos—one dysfunctional day at a time. Stick ‘em up as a countdown to quitting… or just to surviving Tuesday.