is he/she the one?

Think you’ve found “the one”? Or are they just the one who hasn’t ghosted you yet?

This is where you question everything: their behavior, your feelings, your attachment to shared playlists. Whether you're falling hard or just tired of guessing, we’ve got randomized insight for figuring out if this is love—or just a temporary dopamine spike.

Ask a question. Get a sign. Or at least a sarcastic reason to overthink it.

💘 Is He/She the One?
Or Just Not the Worst?

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Sample Advice-ish Responses

Wondering if they’re “the one”? Or just the one who hasn’t triggered your fight-or-flight yet? Here’s a taste of our randomized, mildly useful, occasionally savage relationship advice for decoding modern love and figuring out if this is a soulmate… or a slow-motion trainwreck.

  • If they remember your coffee order and your emotional triggers, that’s something.
  • You feel safe, seen, and occasionally turned on? That’s soulmate territory—or good lighting.
  • They text back before midnight and without a ‘k.’ You might be loved.
  • Disagreements don’t end in a silent unfollow? That’s rare. And impressive.
  • You’re not planning your escape route after every date. Progress!

Love might be blind—but this advice isn’t. Scroll back up, ask your question, and get a sign you can actually laugh at.