Free advice-ish Unqualified answers to life
Welcome to Free Advice-ish—your one-stop shop for wildly unqualified life guidance. Whether you're single and spiraling, married and mildly resentful, broke and bold, or just wondering if you smell weird, we've got a page for that.
Pick a topic, ask your burning question, and prepare to be emotionally slapped by a random generator that pretends to care. It's free. It's unnecessary. It's exactly what you need. Probably.
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LOVE
“Are you single, or just really good at ghosting yourself?”
Thought you found your forever person… but now you flinch when they breathe too loud?
“Love, vows, and ‘Why do you breathe like that?’”
Married & Need To Spice It Up?
“Remember when you used to kiss with tongue? Let’s fix that.”
“You've got nothing to lose... except maybe your last shred of dignity.”
For when you're torn between romantic destiny and a restraining order.”