loveless & desperate?
Still single and slightly suspicious that love is avoiding you on purpose?
This is where your relationship patterns get judged—gently, sarcastically, and by an algorithm with no real credentials. Whether you're emotionally unavailable, romantically cursed, or just stuck in a dating loop that feels like a cosmic prank, you've found the right place.
Ask your burning question. Receive random relationship advice. Possibly gain clarity—or at least a fun new insecurity.
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Sample Advice-ish Responses
Still single? Wondering if it’s your dating app strategy, emotional availability, or just your astrological chart to blame? Here are a few samples of our snarky, semi-helpful, and surprisingly insightful dating tips—designed to unravel your single status one awkward truth at a time.
- Have you tried being emotionally available and slightly mysterious? No? Didn’t think so.
- Your type might be unavailable. Or fictional. Either way, bold choice.
- Consider lowering your standards. Or your volume. Or both.
- You give off “friend zone with benefits” energy. Let’s fix that.
- Maybe it’s not you. Maybe it’s literally everyone else. But probably not.
Love is confusing, dating advice shouldn’t be. Scroll back up, ask your question, and let the sarcastic self-awareness begin.