Married & in trouble?
So… you said the wrong thing. Or didn’t say the right thing. Or maybe you just existed incorrectly.
Welcome to the part of marriage where panic Googling meets emotional damage control and slightly chaotic repair strategies.
Ask a question. Get advice. Possibly make it worse—but at least you tried.
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Sample Advice-ish Responses
In trouble? Accidentally said the wrong thing, did the wrong thing, or forgot a very specific, very important date? Here's a sample of our completely random, emotionally-questionable suggestions for apologizing, damage-controlling, or groveling your way back to "not totally hated."
- Try apologizing with your mouth... words optional.
- Say sorry. Then immediately act like you were the victim. It’s a bold strategy.
- Light a candle. Say something honest. Try not to burst into flames.
- You can try to fix this, or you can double down and gaslight. Your call.
- Eye contact. Deep breath. Now say the thing that terrifies you: “You were right.”
Fixing a marriage might take time—but randomized emotional CPR? That’s available right up there. Go ask for help before it gets worse.