Married & need to spice it up?
Remember when you used to kiss with tongue? Let’s fix that.”
The spark is fading. The routine is thriving. And your last hot date involved folding laundry and arguing over fabric softener.
Welcome to the advice pit where we toss shame aside and dish out spicy suggestions for spicing up your marriage—or at least making things weird enough to remember.
Ask a question. Get a suggestion. Maybe even get lucky. Reconnect, reignite, or just survive the next week.
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Sample Advice-ish Responses
Trying to spice up your marriage without a subscription to awkward pillow talk? Here’s a sample of our *completely random, emotionally-questionable suggestions* for reigniting passion, breaking routine, or just getting back to that “touch me without asking if I switched the laundry” energy:
- Light a candle. Then remember what that used to mean before it was just masking the smell of dinner.
- Try roleplay. You be “engaged you” and they be “someone who used to try.”
- Make them feel wanted. Like emotionally... and also slightly inappropriately.
- Wear something sexy. Even if it’s just matching socks and mild effort.
- Whisper something dirty in their ear. Like “I paid off a credit card.”
Because reconnecting in marriage shouldn’t feel like assembling IKEA furniture: confusing, painful, and ending in tears. Scroll back up and get your own randomized spark-restarter.