Sound and Fury, Featuring Zero Results

This pouty-eyed prodigy of performative concern looks like he just spent twelve hours crafting the perfect hashtag… only to realize he still hasn’t taken out the trash. With pupils big enough to reflect an entire online comment section and a face that screams “I’m here to be seen caring,” he’s the poster child for modern activism-by-aesthetic. Dressed in stars and stripes and armed with the power of passive indignation, this little guy isn't here to change the world—he’s here to broadcast that he would, if it didn’t interfere with brunch.

The slogan? A masterpiece of mockery: “Virtue Signaling—Actively Doing Nothing Productive LOUDLY.” It’s the kind of biting commentary that makes you laugh, wince, and maybe check your own feed. The fonts are loud, the irony’s louder, and the expression on his face? Peak “Oops, I thought that tweet was enough.” This image perfectly captures that cultural moment when making noise somehow got confused with making change—and our big-eyed hero is leading the charge… mostly from his couch.