Uncle Scam Wants YOU... to Fund Nonsense

This is not your grandfather’s Uncle Sam—this is Uncle Sham, freshly retired from the Department of Overreach and now moonlighting as the spokesmodel for budgetary bafflement. With eyes that say “I’ve seen things... and I made half of them up,” this glassy-eyed elder isn’t here to recruit soldiers—he’s here to recruit your tax dollars for yet another task force on sidewalk microaggressions. His expression? Equal parts confusion, guilt, and the realization that no one actually asked for the pilot program on Emotionally Inclusive Parking Lots.

The satire is thick, folks. “Proudly Fabricating Fake Problems to Waste Our Money On” hits like a government-funded poetry slam you didn’t ask to attend. The font’s on fire, the colors scream crisis, and the vibe? Unapologetically chaotic. It's a comedic jab at modern policymaking where the solution often arrives before anyone agrees there's even a problem. Whether you're rolling your eyes or rolling on the floor laughing, one thing is for sure—this isn’t about fixing potholes anymore. It’s about existential infrastructure.