nuckin’ futz

titchen kalk

A front-row seat to one man’s ongoing turf war with appliances, his own body, and whatever fresh nonsense the world cooked up this week. These ain't cooking videos. This is sit-down comedy from the comfort of a collapsing kitchen chair, where the thermostat’s broken, the microwave’s a liar, and Michael’s just tryin’ to make it through the day without accidentally mailing himself to Ohio.

Viewer discretion advised: sanity sold separately.