Still single? Unsure why?

Maybe it's your standards. Maybe it's your astrology app. Maybe it’s because you replied “k” to a heartfelt message.

This page delivers brutally honest, slightly chaotic dating advice for anyone still flying solo and wondering if the problem is the world… or them.

Whether you're emotionally unavailable, slightly toxic, or just craving some unqualified relationship clarity, this is where the search ends—and the sarcasm begins. Type your question, click the button, and let the judgment flow.

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Sample Advice-ish Responses

Still single? Emotionally available-ish? Chronically misunderstood? Here’s a few samples of our randomized, occasionally useful, always suspiciously sarcastic advice for why you might be flying solo (again):

  • Have you tried being emotionally available and slightly mysterious? No? Didn’t think so.
  • Your type might be unavailable. Or fictional. Either way, bold choice.
  • Consider lowering your standards. Or your volume. Or both.
  • You give off “friend zone with benefits” energy. Let’s fix that.
  • Maybe it’s not you. Maybe it’s literally everyone else. But probably not.

Love is confusing. Advice doesn’t have to make sense. Scroll back up and let the random wisdom flow.