Grievance Gourmets Sticker/Magnet – Cry Harder, Eat Faster 315
Nothing says "I have zero self-awareness" like someone ranting about how awful America is... while comfortably enjoying DoorDash and free Wi-Fi. This design calls that nonsense out with the grace and subtlety of a fireworks show inside a Waffle House—and honestly, that's why we love it.
Featuring a wide-eyed cartoon everyman who's clearly just trying to survive the discourse, this glossy 2.5" x 3.5" kiss-cut vinyl sticker or die-cut magnet reminds everyone that actions speak louder than badly written protest signs. Waterproof, weather-resistant, and precisely Cricut-cut for your maximum petty pleasure, it's ready to stick around longer than your relatives' unsolicited political rants at Thanksgiving.
Only available at Winkatchoo—because we make the stuff that’s too spicy (and too honest) for the boring big-box crowd. Designed by someone who once got a standing ovation from their own sarcasm.
You know what to do. Add to cart before someone tries to "fact-check" you with feelings.
Why You’ll Love These Stickers & Magnets:
✅ Durable Die-Cut Magnet – Strong, flexible, and made to last.
✅ Peel n’ Stick Kiss-Cut Stickers - Waterproof and glossy
✅ Each Sticker & magnet is approx. 2.5” x 3.5”
✅ Exclusive Winkatchoo Artwork – You won’t find this kind of cute anywhere else.
✅ Easy On, Easy Off Magnets – Sticks to metal and peels off clean.
✅ Stickers made on durable vinyl - affix to any smooth surface
✅ Weather-Resistant & Fade-Proof – Great indoors or out.
✅ Choice of background colors
✅ Buy One or Grab a Handful!
✅ Giftable – Great for collectors, cat people, and chaotic creatives.
Winkatchoo stickers and magnets - because Seriousness if Seriously Overrated.
FREE SHIPPING in the US!
Nothing says "I have zero self-awareness" like someone ranting about how awful America is... while comfortably enjoying DoorDash and free Wi-Fi. This design calls that nonsense out with the grace and subtlety of a fireworks show inside a Waffle House—and honestly, that's why we love it.
Featuring a wide-eyed cartoon everyman who's clearly just trying to survive the discourse, this glossy 2.5" x 3.5" kiss-cut vinyl sticker or die-cut magnet reminds everyone that actions speak louder than badly written protest signs. Waterproof, weather-resistant, and precisely Cricut-cut for your maximum petty pleasure, it's ready to stick around longer than your relatives' unsolicited political rants at Thanksgiving.
Only available at Winkatchoo—because we make the stuff that’s too spicy (and too honest) for the boring big-box crowd. Designed by someone who once got a standing ovation from their own sarcasm.
You know what to do. Add to cart before someone tries to "fact-check" you with feelings.
Why You’ll Love These Stickers & Magnets:
✅ Durable Die-Cut Magnet – Strong, flexible, and made to last.
✅ Peel n’ Stick Kiss-Cut Stickers - Waterproof and glossy
✅ Each Sticker & magnet is approx. 2.5” x 3.5”
✅ Exclusive Winkatchoo Artwork – You won’t find this kind of cute anywhere else.
✅ Easy On, Easy Off Magnets – Sticks to metal and peels off clean.
✅ Stickers made on durable vinyl - affix to any smooth surface
✅ Weather-Resistant & Fade-Proof – Great indoors or out.
✅ Choice of background colors
✅ Buy One or Grab a Handful!
✅ Giftable – Great for collectors, cat people, and chaotic creatives.
Winkatchoo stickers and magnets - because Seriousness if Seriously Overrated.
FREE SHIPPING in the US!
Nothing says "I have zero self-awareness" like someone ranting about how awful America is... while comfortably enjoying DoorDash and free Wi-Fi. This design calls that nonsense out with the grace and subtlety of a fireworks show inside a Waffle House—and honestly, that's why we love it.
Featuring a wide-eyed cartoon everyman who's clearly just trying to survive the discourse, this glossy 2.5" x 3.5" kiss-cut vinyl sticker or die-cut magnet reminds everyone that actions speak louder than badly written protest signs. Waterproof, weather-resistant, and precisely Cricut-cut for your maximum petty pleasure, it's ready to stick around longer than your relatives' unsolicited political rants at Thanksgiving.
Only available at Winkatchoo—because we make the stuff that’s too spicy (and too honest) for the boring big-box crowd. Designed by someone who once got a standing ovation from their own sarcasm.
You know what to do. Add to cart before someone tries to "fact-check" you with feelings.
Why You’ll Love These Stickers & Magnets:
✅ Durable Die-Cut Magnet – Strong, flexible, and made to last.
✅ Peel n’ Stick Kiss-Cut Stickers - Waterproof and glossy
✅ Each Sticker & magnet is approx. 2.5” x 3.5”
✅ Exclusive Winkatchoo Artwork – You won’t find this kind of cute anywhere else.
✅ Easy On, Easy Off Magnets – Sticks to metal and peels off clean.
✅ Stickers made on durable vinyl - affix to any smooth surface
✅ Weather-Resistant & Fade-Proof – Great indoors or out.
✅ Choice of background colors
✅ Buy One or Grab a Handful!
✅ Giftable – Great for collectors, cat people, and chaotic creatives.
Winkatchoo stickers and magnets - because Seriousness if Seriously Overrated.
FREE SHIPPING in the US!