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Raise your hand if you've ever been personally victimized by someone trying to "educate" you with a one-sided TED Talk disguised as a "conversation." Yeah, same. Now imagine being tiny, gullible, and stuck listening to it for 12+ years — welcome to the show, kids.
This bug-eyed little patriot isn't just adorable—he’s the spirit animal for everyone who knows that controlling the next generation is way easier than winning an argument with the current one. Perfect for your laptop, water bottle, or the fridge that already judges everyone in the house. Available as a glossy 2.5" x 3.5" kiss-cut vinyl sticker or die-cut magnet—same chaos, just stickier or stronger. Fully waterproof, weather-resistant, and Cricut-cut with terrifying accuracy.
Only available from Winkatchoo, because originality lives here, not in Karen’s tragic Etsy knockoff. Designed by someone who’s been kicked out of at least two school board meetings.
Debate not included. (You'd lose anyway.)
Why You’ll Love These Stickers & Magnets:
✅ Durable Die-Cut Magnet – Strong, flexible, and made to last.
✅ Peel n’ Stick Kiss-Cut Stickers - Waterproof and glossy
✅ Each Sticker & magnet is approx. 2.5” x 3.5”
✅ Exclusive Winkatchoo Artwork – You won’t find this kind of cute anywhere else.
✅ Easy On, Easy Off Magnets – Sticks to metal and peels off clean.
✅ Stickers made on durable vinyl - affix to any smooth surface
✅ Weather-Resistant & Fade-Proof – Great indoors or out.
✅ Choice of background colors
✅ Buy One or Grab a Handful!
✅ Giftable – Great for collectors, cat people, and chaotic creatives.
Winkatchoo stickers and magnets - because Seriousness if Seriously Overrated.
FREE SHIPPING in the US!
Raise your hand if you've ever been personally victimized by someone trying to "educate" you with a one-sided TED Talk disguised as a "conversation." Yeah, same. Now imagine being tiny, gullible, and stuck listening to it for 12+ years — welcome to the show, kids.
This bug-eyed little patriot isn't just adorable—he’s the spirit animal for everyone who knows that controlling the next generation is way easier than winning an argument with the current one. Perfect for your laptop, water bottle, or the fridge that already judges everyone in the house. Available as a glossy 2.5" x 3.5" kiss-cut vinyl sticker or die-cut magnet—same chaos, just stickier or stronger. Fully waterproof, weather-resistant, and Cricut-cut with terrifying accuracy.
Only available from Winkatchoo, because originality lives here, not in Karen’s tragic Etsy knockoff. Designed by someone who’s been kicked out of at least two school board meetings.
Debate not included. (You'd lose anyway.)
Why You’ll Love These Stickers & Magnets:
✅ Durable Die-Cut Magnet – Strong, flexible, and made to last.
✅ Peel n’ Stick Kiss-Cut Stickers - Waterproof and glossy
✅ Each Sticker & magnet is approx. 2.5” x 3.5”
✅ Exclusive Winkatchoo Artwork – You won’t find this kind of cute anywhere else.
✅ Easy On, Easy Off Magnets – Sticks to metal and peels off clean.
✅ Stickers made on durable vinyl - affix to any smooth surface
✅ Weather-Resistant & Fade-Proof – Great indoors or out.
✅ Choice of background colors
✅ Buy One or Grab a Handful!
✅ Giftable – Great for collectors, cat people, and chaotic creatives.
Winkatchoo stickers and magnets - because Seriousness if Seriously Overrated.
FREE SHIPPING in the US!
Raise your hand if you've ever been personally victimized by someone trying to "educate" you with a one-sided TED Talk disguised as a "conversation." Yeah, same. Now imagine being tiny, gullible, and stuck listening to it for 12+ years — welcome to the show, kids.
This bug-eyed little patriot isn't just adorable—he’s the spirit animal for everyone who knows that controlling the next generation is way easier than winning an argument with the current one. Perfect for your laptop, water bottle, or the fridge that already judges everyone in the house. Available as a glossy 2.5" x 3.5" kiss-cut vinyl sticker or die-cut magnet—same chaos, just stickier or stronger. Fully waterproof, weather-resistant, and Cricut-cut with terrifying accuracy.
Only available from Winkatchoo, because originality lives here, not in Karen’s tragic Etsy knockoff. Designed by someone who’s been kicked out of at least two school board meetings.
Debate not included. (You'd lose anyway.)
Why You’ll Love These Stickers & Magnets:
✅ Durable Die-Cut Magnet – Strong, flexible, and made to last.
✅ Peel n’ Stick Kiss-Cut Stickers - Waterproof and glossy
✅ Each Sticker & magnet is approx. 2.5” x 3.5”
✅ Exclusive Winkatchoo Artwork – You won’t find this kind of cute anywhere else.
✅ Easy On, Easy Off Magnets – Sticks to metal and peels off clean.
✅ Stickers made on durable vinyl - affix to any smooth surface
✅ Weather-Resistant & Fade-Proof – Great indoors or out.
✅ Choice of background colors
✅ Buy One or Grab a Handful!
✅ Giftable – Great for collectors, cat people, and chaotic creatives.
Winkatchoo stickers and magnets - because Seriousness if Seriously Overrated.
FREE SHIPPING in the US!