Panic Gecko: The End Times Called, They Want Their Straw Back Sticker or Magnet 320
Panic first, sip second. Because apparently the fate of the entire planet rests on you suffering through a soggy paper straw like some kind of eco-martyr. Welcome to the End Times—brought to you by questionable policymaking and that weird guy at Starbucks.
This unhinged little masterpiece features a wide-eyed, American flag-painted gecko that has seen some things and lived to shriek about it. Perfect for your friend who brings reusable bags to Target and lectures cashiers about sea turtles, or honestly, just for yourself when you’re feeling extra doomed but make it fashion. Choose your weapon: glossy kiss-cut vinyl sticker or glossy die-cut magnet—both measuring a crisis-ready 2.5 x 3.5 inches. Waterproof, weather-resistant, and Cricut-cut with way more precision than any of your current life decisions.
You can only snag this existentially exhausted reptile from Winkatchoo—absolutely not available in stores, Amazon, or your cousin Karen’s Etsy where dreams and copyrights go to die.
Because if the world’s ending, you might as well decorate your fridge (or your laptop) like you give a damn. 🍹🌎
Why You’ll Love These Stickers & Magnets:
✅ Durable Die-Cut Magnet – Strong, flexible, and made to last.
✅ Peel n’ Stick Kiss-Cut Stickers - Waterproof and glossy
✅ Each Sticker & magnet is approx. 2.5” x 3.5”
✅ Exclusive Winkatchoo Artwork – You won’t find this kind of cute anywhere else.
✅ Easy On, Easy Off Magnets – Sticks to metal and peels off clean.
✅ Stickers made on durable vinyl - affix to any smooth surface
✅ Weather-Resistant & Fade-Proof – Great indoors or out.
✅ Choice of background colors
✅ Buy One or Grab a Handful!
✅ Giftable – Great for collectors, cat people, and chaotic creatives.
Winkatchoo stickers and magnets - because Seriousness if Seriously Overrated.
FREE SHIPPING in the US!
Panic first, sip second. Because apparently the fate of the entire planet rests on you suffering through a soggy paper straw like some kind of eco-martyr. Welcome to the End Times—brought to you by questionable policymaking and that weird guy at Starbucks.
This unhinged little masterpiece features a wide-eyed, American flag-painted gecko that has seen some things and lived to shriek about it. Perfect for your friend who brings reusable bags to Target and lectures cashiers about sea turtles, or honestly, just for yourself when you’re feeling extra doomed but make it fashion. Choose your weapon: glossy kiss-cut vinyl sticker or glossy die-cut magnet—both measuring a crisis-ready 2.5 x 3.5 inches. Waterproof, weather-resistant, and Cricut-cut with way more precision than any of your current life decisions.
You can only snag this existentially exhausted reptile from Winkatchoo—absolutely not available in stores, Amazon, or your cousin Karen’s Etsy where dreams and copyrights go to die.
Because if the world’s ending, you might as well decorate your fridge (or your laptop) like you give a damn. 🍹🌎
Why You’ll Love These Stickers & Magnets:
✅ Durable Die-Cut Magnet – Strong, flexible, and made to last.
✅ Peel n’ Stick Kiss-Cut Stickers - Waterproof and glossy
✅ Each Sticker & magnet is approx. 2.5” x 3.5”
✅ Exclusive Winkatchoo Artwork – You won’t find this kind of cute anywhere else.
✅ Easy On, Easy Off Magnets – Sticks to metal and peels off clean.
✅ Stickers made on durable vinyl - affix to any smooth surface
✅ Weather-Resistant & Fade-Proof – Great indoors or out.
✅ Choice of background colors
✅ Buy One or Grab a Handful!
✅ Giftable – Great for collectors, cat people, and chaotic creatives.
Winkatchoo stickers and magnets - because Seriousness if Seriously Overrated.
FREE SHIPPING in the US!
Panic first, sip second. Because apparently the fate of the entire planet rests on you suffering through a soggy paper straw like some kind of eco-martyr. Welcome to the End Times—brought to you by questionable policymaking and that weird guy at Starbucks.
This unhinged little masterpiece features a wide-eyed, American flag-painted gecko that has seen some things and lived to shriek about it. Perfect for your friend who brings reusable bags to Target and lectures cashiers about sea turtles, or honestly, just for yourself when you’re feeling extra doomed but make it fashion. Choose your weapon: glossy kiss-cut vinyl sticker or glossy die-cut magnet—both measuring a crisis-ready 2.5 x 3.5 inches. Waterproof, weather-resistant, and Cricut-cut with way more precision than any of your current life decisions.
You can only snag this existentially exhausted reptile from Winkatchoo—absolutely not available in stores, Amazon, or your cousin Karen’s Etsy where dreams and copyrights go to die.
Because if the world’s ending, you might as well decorate your fridge (or your laptop) like you give a damn. 🍹🌎
Why You’ll Love These Stickers & Magnets:
✅ Durable Die-Cut Magnet – Strong, flexible, and made to last.
✅ Peel n’ Stick Kiss-Cut Stickers - Waterproof and glossy
✅ Each Sticker & magnet is approx. 2.5” x 3.5”
✅ Exclusive Winkatchoo Artwork – You won’t find this kind of cute anywhere else.
✅ Easy On, Easy Off Magnets – Sticks to metal and peels off clean.
✅ Stickers made on durable vinyl - affix to any smooth surface
✅ Weather-Resistant & Fade-Proof – Great indoors or out.
✅ Choice of background colors
✅ Buy One or Grab a Handful!
✅ Giftable – Great for collectors, cat people, and chaotic creatives.
Winkatchoo stickers and magnets - because Seriousness if Seriously Overrated.
FREE SHIPPING in the US!