Unhinged Possum with a Gun Sticker or Magnet, Please Don’t Call HR 303
Nothing says “mentally stable” like a tiny rodent with a firearm and emotional demands.
This isn’t a sticker—it’s a cry for help wrapped in glittering chaos, and frankly, we relate. Our wide-eyed marsupial friend is here to remind you that if nobody validates your vibe, you’re well within your rights to spiral dramatically (and possibly armed).
Featuring an extremely intense possum—or gremlin? therapist? inner child?—clutching a rifle like it’s their emotional support weapon, this design captures the raw energy of someone who’s trying to hold it together but is one group chat left on read from snapping. Whether you're chronically misunderstood or just enjoy unsettling wildlife, this one’s for you.
Printed on a glossy kiss-cut vinyl sticker or a glossy die-cut magnet (your choice of breakdown delivery method), it’s 2.5 x 3.5 inches of waterproof, weather-resistant, Cricut-cut instability. Stick it where you store your trauma—or your snacks.
😏 Available only from Winkatchoo. Not sold in stores, therapy offices, or your ex’s Etsy ripoff shop.
Side note: This design was approved by a council of sleep-deprived weirdos and one raccoon with tenure.e sexy, you’re seasoned, and you probably brought snacks.
Why You’ll Love These Stickers & Magnets:
✅ Durable Die-Cut Magnet – Strong, flexible, and made to last.
✅ Peel n’ Stick Kiss-Cut Stickers - Waterproof and glossy
✅ Each Sticker & magnet is approx. 2.5” x 3.5”
✅ Exclusive Winkatchoo Artwork – You won’t find this kind of cute anywhere else.
✅ Easy On, Easy Off Magnets – Sticks to metal and peels off clean.
✅ Stickers made on durable vinyl - affix to any smooth surface
✅ Weather-Resistant & Fade-Proof – Great indoors or out.
✅ Choice of background colors
✅ Buy One or Grab a Handful!
✅ Giftable – Great for collectors, cat people, and chaotic creatives.
Winkatchoo stickers and magnets - because Seriousness if Seriously Overrated.
FREE SHIPPING in the US!
Nothing says “mentally stable” like a tiny rodent with a firearm and emotional demands.
This isn’t a sticker—it’s a cry for help wrapped in glittering chaos, and frankly, we relate. Our wide-eyed marsupial friend is here to remind you that if nobody validates your vibe, you’re well within your rights to spiral dramatically (and possibly armed).
Featuring an extremely intense possum—or gremlin? therapist? inner child?—clutching a rifle like it’s their emotional support weapon, this design captures the raw energy of someone who’s trying to hold it together but is one group chat left on read from snapping. Whether you're chronically misunderstood or just enjoy unsettling wildlife, this one’s for you.
Printed on a glossy kiss-cut vinyl sticker or a glossy die-cut magnet (your choice of breakdown delivery method), it’s 2.5 x 3.5 inches of waterproof, weather-resistant, Cricut-cut instability. Stick it where you store your trauma—or your snacks.
😏 Available only from Winkatchoo. Not sold in stores, therapy offices, or your ex’s Etsy ripoff shop.
Side note: This design was approved by a council of sleep-deprived weirdos and one raccoon with tenure.e sexy, you’re seasoned, and you probably brought snacks.
Why You’ll Love These Stickers & Magnets:
✅ Durable Die-Cut Magnet – Strong, flexible, and made to last.
✅ Peel n’ Stick Kiss-Cut Stickers - Waterproof and glossy
✅ Each Sticker & magnet is approx. 2.5” x 3.5”
✅ Exclusive Winkatchoo Artwork – You won’t find this kind of cute anywhere else.
✅ Easy On, Easy Off Magnets – Sticks to metal and peels off clean.
✅ Stickers made on durable vinyl - affix to any smooth surface
✅ Weather-Resistant & Fade-Proof – Great indoors or out.
✅ Choice of background colors
✅ Buy One or Grab a Handful!
✅ Giftable – Great for collectors, cat people, and chaotic creatives.
Winkatchoo stickers and magnets - because Seriousness if Seriously Overrated.
FREE SHIPPING in the US!
Nothing says “mentally stable” like a tiny rodent with a firearm and emotional demands.
This isn’t a sticker—it’s a cry for help wrapped in glittering chaos, and frankly, we relate. Our wide-eyed marsupial friend is here to remind you that if nobody validates your vibe, you’re well within your rights to spiral dramatically (and possibly armed).
Featuring an extremely intense possum—or gremlin? therapist? inner child?—clutching a rifle like it’s their emotional support weapon, this design captures the raw energy of someone who’s trying to hold it together but is one group chat left on read from snapping. Whether you're chronically misunderstood or just enjoy unsettling wildlife, this one’s for you.
Printed on a glossy kiss-cut vinyl sticker or a glossy die-cut magnet (your choice of breakdown delivery method), it’s 2.5 x 3.5 inches of waterproof, weather-resistant, Cricut-cut instability. Stick it where you store your trauma—or your snacks.
😏 Available only from Winkatchoo. Not sold in stores, therapy offices, or your ex’s Etsy ripoff shop.
Side note: This design was approved by a council of sleep-deprived weirdos and one raccoon with tenure.e sexy, you’re seasoned, and you probably brought snacks.
Why You’ll Love These Stickers & Magnets:
✅ Durable Die-Cut Magnet – Strong, flexible, and made to last.
✅ Peel n’ Stick Kiss-Cut Stickers - Waterproof and glossy
✅ Each Sticker & magnet is approx. 2.5” x 3.5”
✅ Exclusive Winkatchoo Artwork – You won’t find this kind of cute anywhere else.
✅ Easy On, Easy Off Magnets – Sticks to metal and peels off clean.
✅ Stickers made on durable vinyl - affix to any smooth surface
✅ Weather-Resistant & Fade-Proof – Great indoors or out.
✅ Choice of background colors
✅ Buy One or Grab a Handful!
✅ Giftable – Great for collectors, cat people, and chaotic creatives.
Winkatchoo stickers and magnets - because Seriousness if Seriously Overrated.
FREE SHIPPING in the US!
