Pug Cardio: Burrito or Bust Sticker or Magnet of Shame 302
Fitness? Never heard of her.
Introducing the only workout plan that speaks to your soul: chasing a burrito with the chaotic energy of a pug in a sweatband. If your idea of cardio involves salsa (the dance or the dip, we don’t judge), this one’s calling your name—loudly, and probably out of breath.
This design features a gloriously unhinged pug mid-sprint, tongue out, eyes wide, fueled by the holy grail of motivation: spicy handheld carbs. It’s unathletic excellence in its purest form. Perfect for gym avoiders, burrito worshippers, and anyone whose workout playlist is just the sound of a microwave dinging. Slap it on your water bottle or fridge to remind yourself why we don’t do squats—unless it's to pick up extra guac.
Available in your choice of glossy kiss-cut vinyl sticker or glossy die-cut magnet—same design, two forms of burrito-driven delusion. Sized at a highly intentional 2.5 x 3.5 inches. Waterproof, weather-resistant, and Cricut-cut by someone with exactly zero interest in CrossFit.
✨ Only from Winkatchoo—because Amazon doesn’t get our weird, and Karen can’t replicate this level of lazy excellence.
P.S. This pug has done more cardio in this design than we’ve done all year.
Why You’ll Love These Stickers & Magnets:
✅ Durable Die-Cut Magnet – Strong, flexible, and made to last.
✅ Peel n’ Stick Kiss-Cut Stickers - Waterproof and glossy
✅ Each Sticker & magnet is approx. 2.5” x 3.5”
✅ Exclusive Winkatchoo Artwork – You won’t find this kind of cute anywhere else.
✅ Easy On, Easy Off Magnets – Sticks to metal and peels off clean.
✅ Stickers made on durable vinyl - affix to any smooth surface
✅ Weather-Resistant & Fade-Proof – Great indoors or out.
✅ Choice of background colors
✅ Buy One or Grab a Handful!
✅ Giftable – Great for collectors, cat people, and chaotic creatives.
Winkatchoo stickers and magnets - because Seriousness if Seriously Overrated.
FREE SHIPPING in the US!
Fitness? Never heard of her.
Introducing the only workout plan that speaks to your soul: chasing a burrito with the chaotic energy of a pug in a sweatband. If your idea of cardio involves salsa (the dance or the dip, we don’t judge), this one’s calling your name—loudly, and probably out of breath.
This design features a gloriously unhinged pug mid-sprint, tongue out, eyes wide, fueled by the holy grail of motivation: spicy handheld carbs. It’s unathletic excellence in its purest form. Perfect for gym avoiders, burrito worshippers, and anyone whose workout playlist is just the sound of a microwave dinging. Slap it on your water bottle or fridge to remind yourself why we don’t do squats—unless it's to pick up extra guac.
Available in your choice of glossy kiss-cut vinyl sticker or glossy die-cut magnet—same design, two forms of burrito-driven delusion. Sized at a highly intentional 2.5 x 3.5 inches. Waterproof, weather-resistant, and Cricut-cut by someone with exactly zero interest in CrossFit.
✨ Only from Winkatchoo—because Amazon doesn’t get our weird, and Karen can’t replicate this level of lazy excellence.
P.S. This pug has done more cardio in this design than we’ve done all year.
Why You’ll Love These Stickers & Magnets:
✅ Durable Die-Cut Magnet – Strong, flexible, and made to last.
✅ Peel n’ Stick Kiss-Cut Stickers - Waterproof and glossy
✅ Each Sticker & magnet is approx. 2.5” x 3.5”
✅ Exclusive Winkatchoo Artwork – You won’t find this kind of cute anywhere else.
✅ Easy On, Easy Off Magnets – Sticks to metal and peels off clean.
✅ Stickers made on durable vinyl - affix to any smooth surface
✅ Weather-Resistant & Fade-Proof – Great indoors or out.
✅ Choice of background colors
✅ Buy One or Grab a Handful!
✅ Giftable – Great for collectors, cat people, and chaotic creatives.
Winkatchoo stickers and magnets - because Seriousness if Seriously Overrated.
FREE SHIPPING in the US!
Fitness? Never heard of her.
Introducing the only workout plan that speaks to your soul: chasing a burrito with the chaotic energy of a pug in a sweatband. If your idea of cardio involves salsa (the dance or the dip, we don’t judge), this one’s calling your name—loudly, and probably out of breath.
This design features a gloriously unhinged pug mid-sprint, tongue out, eyes wide, fueled by the holy grail of motivation: spicy handheld carbs. It’s unathletic excellence in its purest form. Perfect for gym avoiders, burrito worshippers, and anyone whose workout playlist is just the sound of a microwave dinging. Slap it on your water bottle or fridge to remind yourself why we don’t do squats—unless it's to pick up extra guac.
Available in your choice of glossy kiss-cut vinyl sticker or glossy die-cut magnet—same design, two forms of burrito-driven delusion. Sized at a highly intentional 2.5 x 3.5 inches. Waterproof, weather-resistant, and Cricut-cut by someone with exactly zero interest in CrossFit.
✨ Only from Winkatchoo—because Amazon doesn’t get our weird, and Karen can’t replicate this level of lazy excellence.
P.S. This pug has done more cardio in this design than we’ve done all year.
Why You’ll Love These Stickers & Magnets:
✅ Durable Die-Cut Magnet – Strong, flexible, and made to last.
✅ Peel n’ Stick Kiss-Cut Stickers - Waterproof and glossy
✅ Each Sticker & magnet is approx. 2.5” x 3.5”
✅ Exclusive Winkatchoo Artwork – You won’t find this kind of cute anywhere else.
✅ Easy On, Easy Off Magnets – Sticks to metal and peels off clean.
✅ Stickers made on durable vinyl - affix to any smooth surface
✅ Weather-Resistant & Fade-Proof – Great indoors or out.
✅ Choice of background colors
✅ Buy One or Grab a Handful!
✅ Giftable – Great for collectors, cat people, and chaotic creatives.
Winkatchoo stickers and magnets - because Seriousness if Seriously Overrated.
FREE SHIPPING in the US!
