Wink Widget – Back Rubs Collectible Smile Tile Tag | Double-Sided Waterproof Attitude Included
What the world really needs... is someone who knows their worth—and charges coffee and back rubs accordingly.
… and FREE SHIPPING in the US.
Let’s face it: world peace is great and all, but have you tried caffeine-fueled bribery? This smug little raccoon Wink Widget is here to help you set boundaries and beverage requirements with a glossy, judgment-proof grin.
Built for mischief, this double-sided, waterproof Wink Widget is basically a Smile Tile with negotiable morals—ready to hang, sway, or flirt its way onto your backpack, tumbler handle, rearview mirror, or wherever you need to issue subtle demands with a wink. It’s bold, it’s durable, and it’s sealed tight with silicon—just like your coping mechanisms.
Handcrafted for chaos, this double-sided, waterproof Wink Widget is basically a Smile Tile with attitude—designed to hang, swing, or strut wherever your personality needs representation: backpacks, drink tumblers, rearview mirrors, emotional baggage (literal or figurative). Durable, loud, and sealed in silicon like the bad decision it is.
Size: 2.4 x 3.8 inches of shiny, unrelenting confidence
Material: Waterproof, weather-resistant, sealed MDF
Strap: Includes a black plastic strap—reusable, adjustable, judgment-free
🔵 Not just a tag. Not just a sticker. It’s a portable piece of personality.
Wink Widgets are only available from Winkatchoo. Not on Amazon. Not in stores. Not at Karen’s aggressively normal Etsy shop.
🟡 Grab this collectible Wink Widget and be the first of your friends to sport a Smile Tile with main character energy.
What the world really needs... is someone who knows their worth—and charges coffee and back rubs accordingly.
… and FREE SHIPPING in the US.
Let’s face it: world peace is great and all, but have you tried caffeine-fueled bribery? This smug little raccoon Wink Widget is here to help you set boundaries and beverage requirements with a glossy, judgment-proof grin.
Built for mischief, this double-sided, waterproof Wink Widget is basically a Smile Tile with negotiable morals—ready to hang, sway, or flirt its way onto your backpack, tumbler handle, rearview mirror, or wherever you need to issue subtle demands with a wink. It’s bold, it’s durable, and it’s sealed tight with silicon—just like your coping mechanisms.
Handcrafted for chaos, this double-sided, waterproof Wink Widget is basically a Smile Tile with attitude—designed to hang, swing, or strut wherever your personality needs representation: backpacks, drink tumblers, rearview mirrors, emotional baggage (literal or figurative). Durable, loud, and sealed in silicon like the bad decision it is.
Size: 2.4 x 3.8 inches of shiny, unrelenting confidence
Material: Waterproof, weather-resistant, sealed MDF
Strap: Includes a black plastic strap—reusable, adjustable, judgment-free
🔵 Not just a tag. Not just a sticker. It’s a portable piece of personality.
Wink Widgets are only available from Winkatchoo. Not on Amazon. Not in stores. Not at Karen’s aggressively normal Etsy shop.
🟡 Grab this collectible Wink Widget and be the first of your friends to sport a Smile Tile with main character energy.
What the world really needs... is someone who knows their worth—and charges coffee and back rubs accordingly.
… and FREE SHIPPING in the US.
Let’s face it: world peace is great and all, but have you tried caffeine-fueled bribery? This smug little raccoon Wink Widget is here to help you set boundaries and beverage requirements with a glossy, judgment-proof grin.
Built for mischief, this double-sided, waterproof Wink Widget is basically a Smile Tile with negotiable morals—ready to hang, sway, or flirt its way onto your backpack, tumbler handle, rearview mirror, or wherever you need to issue subtle demands with a wink. It’s bold, it’s durable, and it’s sealed tight with silicon—just like your coping mechanisms.
Handcrafted for chaos, this double-sided, waterproof Wink Widget is basically a Smile Tile with attitude—designed to hang, swing, or strut wherever your personality needs representation: backpacks, drink tumblers, rearview mirrors, emotional baggage (literal or figurative). Durable, loud, and sealed in silicon like the bad decision it is.
Size: 2.4 x 3.8 inches of shiny, unrelenting confidence
Material: Waterproof, weather-resistant, sealed MDF
Strap: Includes a black plastic strap—reusable, adjustable, judgment-free
🔵 Not just a tag. Not just a sticker. It’s a portable piece of personality.
Wink Widgets are only available from Winkatchoo. Not on Amazon. Not in stores. Not at Karen’s aggressively normal Etsy shop.
🟡 Grab this collectible Wink Widget and be the first of your friends to sport a Smile Tile with main character energy.