Fueled by Spite and Caffeine – Bird Sticker or Magnet 113
If you’re the type who can’t walk into a room without unleashing at least one devastatingly sarcastic zinger, congratulations—this was made specifically for your unbothered soul. You don’t just serve attitude; you platter it with a side of questionable life choices and zero apologies. Welcome home.
This gloriously chaotic design features a wide-eyed, ruffled bird who’s clearly three iced coffees deep and primed for verbal destruction. With a smirk, a bowtie, and a drink in hand, it's the ultimate warning label for anyone about to catch some friendly (or not-so-friendly) fire. Whether you’re the office menace, the family’s black sheep, or just vibing through life one savage comment at a time, this glossy masterpiece is your new emotional support animal. Available as either a glossy kiss-cut vinyl sticker or a die-cut magnet—same unapologetic energy, two methods of public service. It’s 2.5 x 3.5 inches of waterproof, weather-resistant, Cricut-cut perfection, ready to cling to your laptop, fridge, water bottle, or anywhere else that deserves a little preemptive "brace yourself."
You can only snag this chaotic gem from Winkatchoo.com—not in stores, not on Amazon, and absolutely not from Karen’s sad little copycat Etsy shop. (Designed by someone who’s been politely asked to leave three group chats.)
Stick it. Magnet it. Warn them. Either way, your sarcasm deserves better marketing.
Why You’ll Love These Stickers & Magnets:
✅ Durable Die-Cut Magnet – Strong, flexible, and made to last.
✅ Peel n’ Stick Kiss-Cut Stickers - Waterproof and glossy
✅ Each Sticker & magnet is approx. 2.5” x 3.5”
✅ Exclusive Winkatchoo Artwork – You won’t find this kind of cute anywhere else.
✅ Easy On, Easy Off Magnets – Sticks to metal and peels off clean.
✅ Stickers made on durable vinyl - affix to any smooth surface
✅ Weather-Resistant & Fade-Proof – Great indoors or out.
✅ Choice of background colors
✅ Buy One or Grab a Handful!
✅ Giftable – Great for collectors, cat people, and chaotic creatives.
Winkatchoo stickers and magnets - because Seriousness if Seriously Overrated.
FREE SHIPPING in the US!
If you’re the type who can’t walk into a room without unleashing at least one devastatingly sarcastic zinger, congratulations—this was made specifically for your unbothered soul. You don’t just serve attitude; you platter it with a side of questionable life choices and zero apologies. Welcome home.
This gloriously chaotic design features a wide-eyed, ruffled bird who’s clearly three iced coffees deep and primed for verbal destruction. With a smirk, a bowtie, and a drink in hand, it's the ultimate warning label for anyone about to catch some friendly (or not-so-friendly) fire. Whether you’re the office menace, the family’s black sheep, or just vibing through life one savage comment at a time, this glossy masterpiece is your new emotional support animal. Available as either a glossy kiss-cut vinyl sticker or a die-cut magnet—same unapologetic energy, two methods of public service. It’s 2.5 x 3.5 inches of waterproof, weather-resistant, Cricut-cut perfection, ready to cling to your laptop, fridge, water bottle, or anywhere else that deserves a little preemptive "brace yourself."
You can only snag this chaotic gem from Winkatchoo.com—not in stores, not on Amazon, and absolutely not from Karen’s sad little copycat Etsy shop. (Designed by someone who’s been politely asked to leave three group chats.)
Stick it. Magnet it. Warn them. Either way, your sarcasm deserves better marketing.
Why You’ll Love These Stickers & Magnets:
✅ Durable Die-Cut Magnet – Strong, flexible, and made to last.
✅ Peel n’ Stick Kiss-Cut Stickers - Waterproof and glossy
✅ Each Sticker & magnet is approx. 2.5” x 3.5”
✅ Exclusive Winkatchoo Artwork – You won’t find this kind of cute anywhere else.
✅ Easy On, Easy Off Magnets – Sticks to metal and peels off clean.
✅ Stickers made on durable vinyl - affix to any smooth surface
✅ Weather-Resistant & Fade-Proof – Great indoors or out.
✅ Choice of background colors
✅ Buy One or Grab a Handful!
✅ Giftable – Great for collectors, cat people, and chaotic creatives.
Winkatchoo stickers and magnets - because Seriousness if Seriously Overrated.
FREE SHIPPING in the US!
If you’re the type who can’t walk into a room without unleashing at least one devastatingly sarcastic zinger, congratulations—this was made specifically for your unbothered soul. You don’t just serve attitude; you platter it with a side of questionable life choices and zero apologies. Welcome home.
This gloriously chaotic design features a wide-eyed, ruffled bird who’s clearly three iced coffees deep and primed for verbal destruction. With a smirk, a bowtie, and a drink in hand, it's the ultimate warning label for anyone about to catch some friendly (or not-so-friendly) fire. Whether you’re the office menace, the family’s black sheep, or just vibing through life one savage comment at a time, this glossy masterpiece is your new emotional support animal. Available as either a glossy kiss-cut vinyl sticker or a die-cut magnet—same unapologetic energy, two methods of public service. It’s 2.5 x 3.5 inches of waterproof, weather-resistant, Cricut-cut perfection, ready to cling to your laptop, fridge, water bottle, or anywhere else that deserves a little preemptive "brace yourself."
You can only snag this chaotic gem from Winkatchoo.com—not in stores, not on Amazon, and absolutely not from Karen’s sad little copycat Etsy shop. (Designed by someone who’s been politely asked to leave three group chats.)
Stick it. Magnet it. Warn them. Either way, your sarcasm deserves better marketing.
Why You’ll Love These Stickers & Magnets:
✅ Durable Die-Cut Magnet – Strong, flexible, and made to last.
✅ Peel n’ Stick Kiss-Cut Stickers - Waterproof and glossy
✅ Each Sticker & magnet is approx. 2.5” x 3.5”
✅ Exclusive Winkatchoo Artwork – You won’t find this kind of cute anywhere else.
✅ Easy On, Easy Off Magnets – Sticks to metal and peels off clean.
✅ Stickers made on durable vinyl - affix to any smooth surface
✅ Weather-Resistant & Fade-Proof – Great indoors or out.
✅ Choice of background colors
✅ Buy One or Grab a Handful!
✅ Giftable – Great for collectors, cat people, and chaotic creatives.
Winkatchoo stickers and magnets - because Seriousness if Seriously Overrated.
FREE SHIPPING in the US!