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Sexy Lips Goldfish Funny Tees Fish Shouldn’t Have Opinions Collectible T-shirts 183

from $27.57

If you’ve ever screamed “WHO ASKED?!” at your screen while a celebrity gave their political hot take, this shirt is your spiritual armor.

Say hello to the “Sexy Lips Goldfish” 3/4 sleeve tee—because trusting rich people with your worldview is like handing your W-2 to a fish in lip gloss. The design features a judgmental, over-accessorized goldfish who looks like they just swam out of a reality show and into your audit. It’s weird, it’s loud, and it’s not here to play nice. Ideal for people who like their satire spicy and their common sense fully activated.

This chaotic cotton-poly blend is soft, breathable, and emotionally bulletproof. The unisex baseball cut pairs perfectly with side-eyes, unfiltered rants, and low tolerance for influencer wisdom. Great for family gatherings, airport lounges, or wherever someone might quote a pop star like they're quoting the Constitution.

 

Only from Winkatchoo—where logic is sexy, and goldfish are strictly decorative. Not in stores, not on Amazon, and definitely not in your favorite actor’s merch drop.

FREE SHIPPING IN THE US!

Add to cart before your therapist does an intervention.

🎯 WHY YOU NEED THIS:

  • Be different. Everyone else is selling beige statements on beige tees. This? This is a wearable eye-roll with contrast sleeves.

  • Be exclusive. We’re not Amazon. We drop limited-run emotional breakdowns with sleeves.

  • Be real. You weren’t going to be productive anyway. Might as well look incredible while disappointing society.

🔥 FEATURES:

  • Ultra-soft cotton blend—because your comfort matters, even if your productivity doesn’t.

  • Eye-catching design guaranteed to start conversations, arguments, or both.

  • 3/4 sleeve retro cut, because you’re not basic, you’re baseball-core™.

  • Printed exclusively by Winkatchoo, the unofficial therapist for your inner train wreck.

🤑 PRICED AT JUST UNDER RIDICULOUS:

Sure, you could buy a cheaper tee... but can you really put a price on your dignity?

⚠️ WARNING:

Side effects may include:

  • Passive-aggressive compliments

  • Cancelled brunch plans

  • A newfound sense of brand loyalty to a talking shirt

🧷 CARE INSTRUCTIONS:

Wash cold, dry low, wear often.
Do not iron the sarcasm—it sets off alarms.

💥 LIMITED DROP – ONCE IT’S GONE, IT’S BACK TO BEING QUIETLY DISAPPOINTED IN HUMANITY

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If you’ve ever screamed “WHO ASKED?!” at your screen while a celebrity gave their political hot take, this shirt is your spiritual armor.

Say hello to the “Sexy Lips Goldfish” 3/4 sleeve tee—because trusting rich people with your worldview is like handing your W-2 to a fish in lip gloss. The design features a judgmental, over-accessorized goldfish who looks like they just swam out of a reality show and into your audit. It’s weird, it’s loud, and it’s not here to play nice. Ideal for people who like their satire spicy and their common sense fully activated.

This chaotic cotton-poly blend is soft, breathable, and emotionally bulletproof. The unisex baseball cut pairs perfectly with side-eyes, unfiltered rants, and low tolerance for influencer wisdom. Great for family gatherings, airport lounges, or wherever someone might quote a pop star like they're quoting the Constitution.

 

Only from Winkatchoo—where logic is sexy, and goldfish are strictly decorative. Not in stores, not on Amazon, and definitely not in your favorite actor’s merch drop.

FREE SHIPPING IN THE US!

Add to cart before your therapist does an intervention.

🎯 WHY YOU NEED THIS:

  • Be different. Everyone else is selling beige statements on beige tees. This? This is a wearable eye-roll with contrast sleeves.

  • Be exclusive. We’re not Amazon. We drop limited-run emotional breakdowns with sleeves.

  • Be real. You weren’t going to be productive anyway. Might as well look incredible while disappointing society.

🔥 FEATURES:

  • Ultra-soft cotton blend—because your comfort matters, even if your productivity doesn’t.

  • Eye-catching design guaranteed to start conversations, arguments, or both.

  • 3/4 sleeve retro cut, because you’re not basic, you’re baseball-core™.

  • Printed exclusively by Winkatchoo, the unofficial therapist for your inner train wreck.

🤑 PRICED AT JUST UNDER RIDICULOUS:

Sure, you could buy a cheaper tee... but can you really put a price on your dignity?

⚠️ WARNING:

Side effects may include:

  • Passive-aggressive compliments

  • Cancelled brunch plans

  • A newfound sense of brand loyalty to a talking shirt

🧷 CARE INSTRUCTIONS:

Wash cold, dry low, wear often.
Do not iron the sarcasm—it sets off alarms.

💥 LIMITED DROP – ONCE IT’S GONE, IT’S BACK TO BEING QUIETLY DISAPPOINTED IN HUMANITY

If you’ve ever screamed “WHO ASKED?!” at your screen while a celebrity gave their political hot take, this shirt is your spiritual armor.

Say hello to the “Sexy Lips Goldfish” 3/4 sleeve tee—because trusting rich people with your worldview is like handing your W-2 to a fish in lip gloss. The design features a judgmental, over-accessorized goldfish who looks like they just swam out of a reality show and into your audit. It’s weird, it’s loud, and it’s not here to play nice. Ideal for people who like their satire spicy and their common sense fully activated.

This chaotic cotton-poly blend is soft, breathable, and emotionally bulletproof. The unisex baseball cut pairs perfectly with side-eyes, unfiltered rants, and low tolerance for influencer wisdom. Great for family gatherings, airport lounges, or wherever someone might quote a pop star like they're quoting the Constitution.

 

Only from Winkatchoo—where logic is sexy, and goldfish are strictly decorative. Not in stores, not on Amazon, and definitely not in your favorite actor’s merch drop.

FREE SHIPPING IN THE US!

Add to cart before your therapist does an intervention.

🎯 WHY YOU NEED THIS:

  • Be different. Everyone else is selling beige statements on beige tees. This? This is a wearable eye-roll with contrast sleeves.

  • Be exclusive. We’re not Amazon. We drop limited-run emotional breakdowns with sleeves.

  • Be real. You weren’t going to be productive anyway. Might as well look incredible while disappointing society.

🔥 FEATURES:

  • Ultra-soft cotton blend—because your comfort matters, even if your productivity doesn’t.

  • Eye-catching design guaranteed to start conversations, arguments, or both.

  • 3/4 sleeve retro cut, because you’re not basic, you’re baseball-core™.

  • Printed exclusively by Winkatchoo, the unofficial therapist for your inner train wreck.

🤑 PRICED AT JUST UNDER RIDICULOUS:

Sure, you could buy a cheaper tee... but can you really put a price on your dignity?

⚠️ WARNING:

Side effects may include:

  • Passive-aggressive compliments

  • Cancelled brunch plans

  • A newfound sense of brand loyalty to a talking shirt

🧷 CARE INSTRUCTIONS:

Wash cold, dry low, wear often.
Do not iron the sarcasm—it sets off alarms.

💥 LIMITED DROP – ONCE IT’S GONE, IT’S BACK TO BEING QUIETLY DISAPPOINTED IN HUMANITY