
































Sexy Senior Certified Spice with a Side of Prune Juice Sticker or Magnet 231
Warning: May cause heart palpitations in the nursing staff.
Whether you’re graduating high school or just graduated from your last colonoscopy, one thing is clear—you’re a Sexy Senior, and you’ve earned the right to strut through life with this much delusional confidence.
This gloriously chaotic design screams “mature, but still a menace.” Splashed with electric lime and loud gold lettering over a battle-worn blue, it gives just enough “graffiti on your heart” energy while still saying, “I know how to adjust my bifocals with flair.” Perfect for that final-year sass machine or the silver fox who still gets phone numbers at the bingo hall.
Slap it on a water bottle, walker, laptop, or locker—this beauty comes as either a glossy kiss-cut vinyl sticker or a glossy die-cut magnet (2.5 x 3.5 inches of pure, waterproof, weather-resistant, Cricut-cut sass). Whether you’re headed to prom or to brunch at 4 p.m., you’re showing up looking edible.
😏 Only from Winkatchoo—because nobody else dares to combine AARP energy with this level of thirst trap.
Tag yourself: You’re sexy, you’re seasoned, and you probably brought snacks.
Why You’ll Love These Stickers & Magnets:
✅ Durable Die-Cut Magnet – Strong, flexible, and made to last.
✅ Peel n’ Stick Kiss-Cut Stickers - Waterproof and glossy
✅ Each Sticker & magnet is approx. 2.5” x 3.5”
✅ Exclusive Winkatchoo Artwork – You won’t find this kind of cute anywhere else.
✅ Easy On, Easy Off Magnets – Sticks to metal and peels off clean.
✅ Stickers made on durable vinyl - affix to any smooth surface
✅ Weather-Resistant & Fade-Proof – Great indoors or out.
✅ Choice of background colors
✅ Buy One or Grab a Handful!
✅ Giftable – Great for collectors, cat people, and chaotic creatives.
Winkatchoo stickers and magnets - because Seriousness if Seriously Overrated.
FREE SHIPPING in the US!
Warning: May cause heart palpitations in the nursing staff.
Whether you’re graduating high school or just graduated from your last colonoscopy, one thing is clear—you’re a Sexy Senior, and you’ve earned the right to strut through life with this much delusional confidence.
This gloriously chaotic design screams “mature, but still a menace.” Splashed with electric lime and loud gold lettering over a battle-worn blue, it gives just enough “graffiti on your heart” energy while still saying, “I know how to adjust my bifocals with flair.” Perfect for that final-year sass machine or the silver fox who still gets phone numbers at the bingo hall.
Slap it on a water bottle, walker, laptop, or locker—this beauty comes as either a glossy kiss-cut vinyl sticker or a glossy die-cut magnet (2.5 x 3.5 inches of pure, waterproof, weather-resistant, Cricut-cut sass). Whether you’re headed to prom or to brunch at 4 p.m., you’re showing up looking edible.
😏 Only from Winkatchoo—because nobody else dares to combine AARP energy with this level of thirst trap.
Tag yourself: You’re sexy, you’re seasoned, and you probably brought snacks.
Why You’ll Love These Stickers & Magnets:
✅ Durable Die-Cut Magnet – Strong, flexible, and made to last.
✅ Peel n’ Stick Kiss-Cut Stickers - Waterproof and glossy
✅ Each Sticker & magnet is approx. 2.5” x 3.5”
✅ Exclusive Winkatchoo Artwork – You won’t find this kind of cute anywhere else.
✅ Easy On, Easy Off Magnets – Sticks to metal and peels off clean.
✅ Stickers made on durable vinyl - affix to any smooth surface
✅ Weather-Resistant & Fade-Proof – Great indoors or out.
✅ Choice of background colors
✅ Buy One or Grab a Handful!
✅ Giftable – Great for collectors, cat people, and chaotic creatives.
Winkatchoo stickers and magnets - because Seriousness if Seriously Overrated.
FREE SHIPPING in the US!
Warning: May cause heart palpitations in the nursing staff.
Whether you’re graduating high school or just graduated from your last colonoscopy, one thing is clear—you’re a Sexy Senior, and you’ve earned the right to strut through life with this much delusional confidence.
This gloriously chaotic design screams “mature, but still a menace.” Splashed with electric lime and loud gold lettering over a battle-worn blue, it gives just enough “graffiti on your heart” energy while still saying, “I know how to adjust my bifocals with flair.” Perfect for that final-year sass machine or the silver fox who still gets phone numbers at the bingo hall.
Slap it on a water bottle, walker, laptop, or locker—this beauty comes as either a glossy kiss-cut vinyl sticker or a glossy die-cut magnet (2.5 x 3.5 inches of pure, waterproof, weather-resistant, Cricut-cut sass). Whether you’re headed to prom or to brunch at 4 p.m., you’re showing up looking edible.
😏 Only from Winkatchoo—because nobody else dares to combine AARP energy with this level of thirst trap.
Tag yourself: You’re sexy, you’re seasoned, and you probably brought snacks.
Why You’ll Love These Stickers & Magnets:
✅ Durable Die-Cut Magnet – Strong, flexible, and made to last.
✅ Peel n’ Stick Kiss-Cut Stickers - Waterproof and glossy
✅ Each Sticker & magnet is approx. 2.5” x 3.5”
✅ Exclusive Winkatchoo Artwork – You won’t find this kind of cute anywhere else.
✅ Easy On, Easy Off Magnets – Sticks to metal and peels off clean.
✅ Stickers made on durable vinyl - affix to any smooth surface
✅ Weather-Resistant & Fade-Proof – Great indoors or out.
✅ Choice of background colors
✅ Buy One or Grab a Handful!
✅ Giftable – Great for collectors, cat people, and chaotic creatives.
Winkatchoo stickers and magnets - because Seriousness if Seriously Overrated.
FREE SHIPPING in the US!