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Snarky 3/4 Sleeve Shirt – Unisex Graphic Tee for Doing Nothing Loudly

from $27.57

Ah yes, the modern anthem: Talk big, do little, look amazing while doing it.


This snark-soaked baseball tee is your official uniform for performative apathy and unapologetic sarcasm. Featuring our signature wide-eyed mascot of emotional instability, this shirt boldly declares what your inner voice has been screaming into the void for years:

“Virtue Signaling Loudly. Doing Nothing Productive… Ever.”

Printed on a soft, premium 3/4 sleeve baseball tee, this piece is part commentary, part cuddle, and all chaos. It’s unisex, it’s unhinged, and it’s designed to be both stylishly ironic and ironically stylish.

🎯 WHY YOU NEED THIS:

  • Be different. Everyone else is selling beige statements on beige tees. This? This is a wearable eye-roll with contrast sleeves.

  • Be exclusive. We’re not Amazon. We drop limited-run emotional breakdowns with sleeves.

  • Be real. You weren’t going to be productive anyway. Might as well look incredible while disappointing society.

🔥 FEATURES:

  • Ultra-soft cotton blend—because your comfort matters, even if your productivity doesn’t.

  • Eye-catching design guaranteed to start conversations, arguments, or both.

  • 3/4 sleeve retro cut, because you’re not basic, you’re baseball-core™.

  • Printed exclusively by Winkatchoo, the unofficial therapist for your inner train wreck.

🤑 PRICED AT JUST UNDER RIDICULOUS:

Sure, you could buy a cheaper tee... but can you really put a price on your dignity?

⚠️ WARNING:

Side effects may include:

  • Passive-aggressive compliments

  • Cancelled brunch plans

  • A newfound sense of brand loyalty to a talking shirt

🧷 CARE INSTRUCTIONS:

Wash cold, dry low, wear often.
Do not iron the sarcasm—it sets off alarms.

💥 LIMITED DROP – ONCE IT’S GONE, IT’S BACK TO BEING QUIETLY DISAPPOINTED IN HUMANITY

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Ah yes, the modern anthem: Talk big, do little, look amazing while doing it.


This snark-soaked baseball tee is your official uniform for performative apathy and unapologetic sarcasm. Featuring our signature wide-eyed mascot of emotional instability, this shirt boldly declares what your inner voice has been screaming into the void for years:

“Virtue Signaling Loudly. Doing Nothing Productive… Ever.”

Printed on a soft, premium 3/4 sleeve baseball tee, this piece is part commentary, part cuddle, and all chaos. It’s unisex, it’s unhinged, and it’s designed to be both stylishly ironic and ironically stylish.

🎯 WHY YOU NEED THIS:

  • Be different. Everyone else is selling beige statements on beige tees. This? This is a wearable eye-roll with contrast sleeves.

  • Be exclusive. We’re not Amazon. We drop limited-run emotional breakdowns with sleeves.

  • Be real. You weren’t going to be productive anyway. Might as well look incredible while disappointing society.

🔥 FEATURES:

  • Ultra-soft cotton blend—because your comfort matters, even if your productivity doesn’t.

  • Eye-catching design guaranteed to start conversations, arguments, or both.

  • 3/4 sleeve retro cut, because you’re not basic, you’re baseball-core™.

  • Printed exclusively by Winkatchoo, the unofficial therapist for your inner train wreck.

🤑 PRICED AT JUST UNDER RIDICULOUS:

Sure, you could buy a cheaper tee... but can you really put a price on your dignity?

⚠️ WARNING:

Side effects may include:

  • Passive-aggressive compliments

  • Cancelled brunch plans

  • A newfound sense of brand loyalty to a talking shirt

🧷 CARE INSTRUCTIONS:

Wash cold, dry low, wear often.
Do not iron the sarcasm—it sets off alarms.

💥 LIMITED DROP – ONCE IT’S GONE, IT’S BACK TO BEING QUIETLY DISAPPOINTED IN HUMANITY

Ah yes, the modern anthem: Talk big, do little, look amazing while doing it.


This snark-soaked baseball tee is your official uniform for performative apathy and unapologetic sarcasm. Featuring our signature wide-eyed mascot of emotional instability, this shirt boldly declares what your inner voice has been screaming into the void for years:

“Virtue Signaling Loudly. Doing Nothing Productive… Ever.”

Printed on a soft, premium 3/4 sleeve baseball tee, this piece is part commentary, part cuddle, and all chaos. It’s unisex, it’s unhinged, and it’s designed to be both stylishly ironic and ironically stylish.

🎯 WHY YOU NEED THIS:

  • Be different. Everyone else is selling beige statements on beige tees. This? This is a wearable eye-roll with contrast sleeves.

  • Be exclusive. We’re not Amazon. We drop limited-run emotional breakdowns with sleeves.

  • Be real. You weren’t going to be productive anyway. Might as well look incredible while disappointing society.

🔥 FEATURES:

  • Ultra-soft cotton blend—because your comfort matters, even if your productivity doesn’t.

  • Eye-catching design guaranteed to start conversations, arguments, or both.

  • 3/4 sleeve retro cut, because you’re not basic, you’re baseball-core™.

  • Printed exclusively by Winkatchoo, the unofficial therapist for your inner train wreck.

🤑 PRICED AT JUST UNDER RIDICULOUS:

Sure, you could buy a cheaper tee... but can you really put a price on your dignity?

⚠️ WARNING:

Side effects may include:

  • Passive-aggressive compliments

  • Cancelled brunch plans

  • A newfound sense of brand loyalty to a talking shirt

🧷 CARE INSTRUCTIONS:

Wash cold, dry low, wear often.
Do not iron the sarcasm—it sets off alarms.

💥 LIMITED DROP – ONCE IT’S GONE, IT’S BACK TO BEING QUIETLY DISAPPOINTED IN HUMANITY