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Socially Awkward Side Piece Tee – Now Accepting Hourly Bookings

from $27.57

This isn’t just a shirt—it’s a bold declaration of availability with a generous side of emotional damage.

Say hello to our “Socially Awkward Side Piece – AVAILABLE (Hourly Rates, No Refunds)” tee, perfect for when you want to keep it casual, chaotic, and catastrophically honest.

Designed for folks who bring third-wheel energy even in a relationship, this 3/4 sleeve stunner is equal parts thirst trap and therapy cry. Whether you're looking for love, validation, or just someone to split appetizers with, this shirt says, “Yes, I’m a mess—but I’m on-brand about it.” Choose from a range of sleeve colors to match your mood swings (or your situationship status). Made from soft, cling-to-you-just-right fabric that’s comfy enough for bad decisions and stylish enough for brunch debriefs. It’s unisex, it’s unhinged, and it pairs beautifully with sarcasm and a deep-rooted fear of intimacy.

Only from Winkatchoo—where oversharing is an aesthetic and emotional instability is a business model. You won’t find this in stores, on Amazon, or tucked between inspirational quotes on your aunt’s Etsy.

 

Add to cart before your therapist does an intervention.

🎯 WHY YOU NEED THIS:

  • Be different. Everyone else is selling beige statements on beige tees. This? This is a wearable eye-roll with contrast sleeves.

  • Be exclusive. We’re not Amazon. We drop limited-run emotional breakdowns with sleeves.

  • Be real. You weren’t going to be productive anyway. Might as well look incredible while disappointing society.

🔥 FEATURES:

  • Ultra-soft cotton blend—because your comfort matters, even if your productivity doesn’t.

  • Eye-catching design guaranteed to start conversations, arguments, or both.

  • 3/4 sleeve retro cut, because you’re not basic, you’re baseball-core™.

  • Printed exclusively by Winkatchoo, the unofficial therapist for your inner train wreck.

🤑 PRICED AT JUST UNDER RIDICULOUS:

Sure, you could buy a cheaper tee... but can you really put a price on your dignity?

⚠️ WARNING:

Side effects may include:

  • Passive-aggressive compliments

  • Cancelled brunch plans

  • A newfound sense of brand loyalty to a talking shirt

🧷 CARE INSTRUCTIONS:

Wash cold, dry low, wear often.
Do not iron the sarcasm—it sets off alarms.

💥 LIMITED DROP – ONCE IT’S GONE, IT’S BACK TO BEING QUIETLY DISAPPOINTED IN HUMANITY

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This isn’t just a shirt—it’s a bold declaration of availability with a generous side of emotional damage.

Say hello to our “Socially Awkward Side Piece – AVAILABLE (Hourly Rates, No Refunds)” tee, perfect for when you want to keep it casual, chaotic, and catastrophically honest.

Designed for folks who bring third-wheel energy even in a relationship, this 3/4 sleeve stunner is equal parts thirst trap and therapy cry. Whether you're looking for love, validation, or just someone to split appetizers with, this shirt says, “Yes, I’m a mess—but I’m on-brand about it.” Choose from a range of sleeve colors to match your mood swings (or your situationship status). Made from soft, cling-to-you-just-right fabric that’s comfy enough for bad decisions and stylish enough for brunch debriefs. It’s unisex, it’s unhinged, and it pairs beautifully with sarcasm and a deep-rooted fear of intimacy.

Only from Winkatchoo—where oversharing is an aesthetic and emotional instability is a business model. You won’t find this in stores, on Amazon, or tucked between inspirational quotes on your aunt’s Etsy.

 

Add to cart before your therapist does an intervention.

🎯 WHY YOU NEED THIS:

  • Be different. Everyone else is selling beige statements on beige tees. This? This is a wearable eye-roll with contrast sleeves.

  • Be exclusive. We’re not Amazon. We drop limited-run emotional breakdowns with sleeves.

  • Be real. You weren’t going to be productive anyway. Might as well look incredible while disappointing society.

🔥 FEATURES:

  • Ultra-soft cotton blend—because your comfort matters, even if your productivity doesn’t.

  • Eye-catching design guaranteed to start conversations, arguments, or both.

  • 3/4 sleeve retro cut, because you’re not basic, you’re baseball-core™.

  • Printed exclusively by Winkatchoo, the unofficial therapist for your inner train wreck.

🤑 PRICED AT JUST UNDER RIDICULOUS:

Sure, you could buy a cheaper tee... but can you really put a price on your dignity?

⚠️ WARNING:

Side effects may include:

  • Passive-aggressive compliments

  • Cancelled brunch plans

  • A newfound sense of brand loyalty to a talking shirt

🧷 CARE INSTRUCTIONS:

Wash cold, dry low, wear often.
Do not iron the sarcasm—it sets off alarms.

💥 LIMITED DROP – ONCE IT’S GONE, IT’S BACK TO BEING QUIETLY DISAPPOINTED IN HUMANITY

This isn’t just a shirt—it’s a bold declaration of availability with a generous side of emotional damage.

Say hello to our “Socially Awkward Side Piece – AVAILABLE (Hourly Rates, No Refunds)” tee, perfect for when you want to keep it casual, chaotic, and catastrophically honest.

Designed for folks who bring third-wheel energy even in a relationship, this 3/4 sleeve stunner is equal parts thirst trap and therapy cry. Whether you're looking for love, validation, or just someone to split appetizers with, this shirt says, “Yes, I’m a mess—but I’m on-brand about it.” Choose from a range of sleeve colors to match your mood swings (or your situationship status). Made from soft, cling-to-you-just-right fabric that’s comfy enough for bad decisions and stylish enough for brunch debriefs. It’s unisex, it’s unhinged, and it pairs beautifully with sarcasm and a deep-rooted fear of intimacy.

Only from Winkatchoo—where oversharing is an aesthetic and emotional instability is a business model. You won’t find this in stores, on Amazon, or tucked between inspirational quotes on your aunt’s Etsy.

 

Add to cart before your therapist does an intervention.

🎯 WHY YOU NEED THIS:

  • Be different. Everyone else is selling beige statements on beige tees. This? This is a wearable eye-roll with contrast sleeves.

  • Be exclusive. We’re not Amazon. We drop limited-run emotional breakdowns with sleeves.

  • Be real. You weren’t going to be productive anyway. Might as well look incredible while disappointing society.

🔥 FEATURES:

  • Ultra-soft cotton blend—because your comfort matters, even if your productivity doesn’t.

  • Eye-catching design guaranteed to start conversations, arguments, or both.

  • 3/4 sleeve retro cut, because you’re not basic, you’re baseball-core™.

  • Printed exclusively by Winkatchoo, the unofficial therapist for your inner train wreck.

🤑 PRICED AT JUST UNDER RIDICULOUS:

Sure, you could buy a cheaper tee... but can you really put a price on your dignity?

⚠️ WARNING:

Side effects may include:

  • Passive-aggressive compliments

  • Cancelled brunch plans

  • A newfound sense of brand loyalty to a talking shirt

🧷 CARE INSTRUCTIONS:

Wash cold, dry low, wear often.
Do not iron the sarcasm—it sets off alarms.

💥 LIMITED DROP – ONCE IT’S GONE, IT’S BACK TO BEING QUIETLY DISAPPOINTED IN HUMANITY