Hot-Lipped Goldfish Says Eat the Rich, But Make It Sexy 183
Hot Take From a Hot-Lipped Goldfish.
If you've ever questioned why society listens to rich, famous people about politics—this fish is your new spiritual guide. With pouty lips, oversized glasses, and the exact amount of side-eye needed to say “WTF are we doing?”, this design perfectly sums up the absurdity of letting thirst traps dictate your voting habits.
It’s satire, it’s sass, it’s a weirdly hot goldfish calling out the state of the world. Available as either a glossy kiss-cut vinyl sticker or a glossy die-cut magnet—2.5" x 3.5", waterproof, weather-resistant, and smart enough not to do your taxes.
🎤 Only at Winkatchoo, where we mix political commentary with questionable sea creatures—and somehow make it work.
Stick it where common sense is lacking. Or just slap it on your water bottle and keep people guessing.
Why You’ll Love These Stickers & Magnets:
✅ Durable Die-Cut Magnet – Strong, flexible, and made to last.
✅ Peel n’ Stick Kiss-Cut Stickers - Waterproof and glossy
✅ Each Sticker & magnet is approx. 2.5” x 3.5”
✅ Exclusive Winkatchoo Artwork – You won’t find this kind of cute anywhere else.
✅ Easy On, Easy Off Magnets – Sticks to metal and peels off clean.
✅ Stickers made on durable vinyl - affix to any smooth surface
✅ Weather-Resistant & Fade-Proof – Great indoors or out.
✅ Choice of background colors
✅ Buy One or Grab a Handful!
✅ Giftable – Great for collectors, cat people, and chaotic creatives.
Winkatchoo stickers and magnets - because Seriousness if Seriously Overrated.
FREE SHIPPING in the US!
Hot Take From a Hot-Lipped Goldfish.
If you've ever questioned why society listens to rich, famous people about politics—this fish is your new spiritual guide. With pouty lips, oversized glasses, and the exact amount of side-eye needed to say “WTF are we doing?”, this design perfectly sums up the absurdity of letting thirst traps dictate your voting habits.
It’s satire, it’s sass, it’s a weirdly hot goldfish calling out the state of the world. Available as either a glossy kiss-cut vinyl sticker or a glossy die-cut magnet—2.5" x 3.5", waterproof, weather-resistant, and smart enough not to do your taxes.
🎤 Only at Winkatchoo, where we mix political commentary with questionable sea creatures—and somehow make it work.
Stick it where common sense is lacking. Or just slap it on your water bottle and keep people guessing.
Why You’ll Love These Stickers & Magnets:
✅ Durable Die-Cut Magnet – Strong, flexible, and made to last.
✅ Peel n’ Stick Kiss-Cut Stickers - Waterproof and glossy
✅ Each Sticker & magnet is approx. 2.5” x 3.5”
✅ Exclusive Winkatchoo Artwork – You won’t find this kind of cute anywhere else.
✅ Easy On, Easy Off Magnets – Sticks to metal and peels off clean.
✅ Stickers made on durable vinyl - affix to any smooth surface
✅ Weather-Resistant & Fade-Proof – Great indoors or out.
✅ Choice of background colors
✅ Buy One or Grab a Handful!
✅ Giftable – Great for collectors, cat people, and chaotic creatives.
Winkatchoo stickers and magnets - because Seriousness if Seriously Overrated.
FREE SHIPPING in the US!
Hot Take From a Hot-Lipped Goldfish.
If you've ever questioned why society listens to rich, famous people about politics—this fish is your new spiritual guide. With pouty lips, oversized glasses, and the exact amount of side-eye needed to say “WTF are we doing?”, this design perfectly sums up the absurdity of letting thirst traps dictate your voting habits.
It’s satire, it’s sass, it’s a weirdly hot goldfish calling out the state of the world. Available as either a glossy kiss-cut vinyl sticker or a glossy die-cut magnet—2.5" x 3.5", waterproof, weather-resistant, and smart enough not to do your taxes.
🎤 Only at Winkatchoo, where we mix political commentary with questionable sea creatures—and somehow make it work.
Stick it where common sense is lacking. Or just slap it on your water bottle and keep people guessing.
Why You’ll Love These Stickers & Magnets:
✅ Durable Die-Cut Magnet – Strong, flexible, and made to last.
✅ Peel n’ Stick Kiss-Cut Stickers - Waterproof and glossy
✅ Each Sticker & magnet is approx. 2.5” x 3.5”
✅ Exclusive Winkatchoo Artwork – You won’t find this kind of cute anywhere else.
✅ Easy On, Easy Off Magnets – Sticks to metal and peels off clean.
✅ Stickers made on durable vinyl - affix to any smooth surface
✅ Weather-Resistant & Fade-Proof – Great indoors or out.
✅ Choice of background colors
✅ Buy One or Grab a Handful!
✅ Giftable – Great for collectors, cat people, and chaotic creatives.
Winkatchoo stickers and magnets - because Seriousness if Seriously Overrated.
FREE SHIPPING in the US!
