Hard Pants Are a Hate Crime and This Magnet Knows It 287
Hard Pants? Hard Pass.
If the event, task, or human interaction in question involves zippers, waistbands, or “real clothes,” consider it officially ghosted. This sticker/magnet stars a grumpy lounge legend who’s made it his life’s work to dodge every responsibility that can’t be done in elastic or bathrobes—and honestly? Hero.
Perfect for the work-from-home warriors, retired rebels, and anyone who considers pants a violation of their personal peace. Comes in your choice of glossy kiss-cut vinyl sticker or glossy die-cut magnet, both in a comfy 2.5" x 3.5" size. Waterproof, weather-resistant, and fully committed to staying seated.
🛑 You can’t buy this from corporate America, Karen’s Etsy, or your mom’s Facebook group—only at Winkatchoo, where pants are optional but attitude is not.
Add to cart. Then go lie down. You've earned it.
Why You’ll Love These Stickers & Magnets:
✅ Durable Die-Cut Magnet – Strong, flexible, and made to last.
✅ Peel n’ Stick Kiss-Cut Stickers - Waterproof and glossy
✅ Each Sticker & magnet is approx. 2.5” x 3.5”
✅ Exclusive Winkatchoo Artwork – You won’t find this kind of cute anywhere else.
✅ Easy On, Easy Off Magnets – Sticks to metal and peels off clean.
✅ Stickers made on durable vinyl - affix to any smooth surface
✅ Weather-Resistant & Fade-Proof – Great indoors or out.
✅ Choice of background colors
✅ Buy One or Grab a Handful!
✅ Giftable – Great for collectors, cat people, and chaotic creatives.
Winkatchoo stickers and magnets - because Seriousness if Seriously Overrated.
FREE SHIPPING in the US!
Hard Pants? Hard Pass.
If the event, task, or human interaction in question involves zippers, waistbands, or “real clothes,” consider it officially ghosted. This sticker/magnet stars a grumpy lounge legend who’s made it his life’s work to dodge every responsibility that can’t be done in elastic or bathrobes—and honestly? Hero.
Perfect for the work-from-home warriors, retired rebels, and anyone who considers pants a violation of their personal peace. Comes in your choice of glossy kiss-cut vinyl sticker or glossy die-cut magnet, both in a comfy 2.5" x 3.5" size. Waterproof, weather-resistant, and fully committed to staying seated.
🛑 You can’t buy this from corporate America, Karen’s Etsy, or your mom’s Facebook group—only at Winkatchoo, where pants are optional but attitude is not.
Add to cart. Then go lie down. You've earned it.
Why You’ll Love These Stickers & Magnets:
✅ Durable Die-Cut Magnet – Strong, flexible, and made to last.
✅ Peel n’ Stick Kiss-Cut Stickers - Waterproof and glossy
✅ Each Sticker & magnet is approx. 2.5” x 3.5”
✅ Exclusive Winkatchoo Artwork – You won’t find this kind of cute anywhere else.
✅ Easy On, Easy Off Magnets – Sticks to metal and peels off clean.
✅ Stickers made on durable vinyl - affix to any smooth surface
✅ Weather-Resistant & Fade-Proof – Great indoors or out.
✅ Choice of background colors
✅ Buy One or Grab a Handful!
✅ Giftable – Great for collectors, cat people, and chaotic creatives.
Winkatchoo stickers and magnets - because Seriousness if Seriously Overrated.
FREE SHIPPING in the US!
Hard Pants? Hard Pass.
If the event, task, or human interaction in question involves zippers, waistbands, or “real clothes,” consider it officially ghosted. This sticker/magnet stars a grumpy lounge legend who’s made it his life’s work to dodge every responsibility that can’t be done in elastic or bathrobes—and honestly? Hero.
Perfect for the work-from-home warriors, retired rebels, and anyone who considers pants a violation of their personal peace. Comes in your choice of glossy kiss-cut vinyl sticker or glossy die-cut magnet, both in a comfy 2.5" x 3.5" size. Waterproof, weather-resistant, and fully committed to staying seated.
🛑 You can’t buy this from corporate America, Karen’s Etsy, or your mom’s Facebook group—only at Winkatchoo, where pants are optional but attitude is not.
Add to cart. Then go lie down. You've earned it.
Why You’ll Love These Stickers & Magnets:
✅ Durable Die-Cut Magnet – Strong, flexible, and made to last.
✅ Peel n’ Stick Kiss-Cut Stickers - Waterproof and glossy
✅ Each Sticker & magnet is approx. 2.5” x 3.5”
✅ Exclusive Winkatchoo Artwork – You won’t find this kind of cute anywhere else.
✅ Easy On, Easy Off Magnets – Sticks to metal and peels off clean.
✅ Stickers made on durable vinyl - affix to any smooth surface
✅ Weather-Resistant & Fade-Proof – Great indoors or out.
✅ Choice of background colors
✅ Buy One or Grab a Handful!
✅ Giftable – Great for collectors, cat people, and chaotic creatives.
Winkatchoo stickers and magnets - because Seriousness if Seriously Overrated.
FREE SHIPPING in the US!