Woke Up Like This and Immediately Regretted Everything 289
Woke Up Like This—and Frankly, I’m Furious About It.
There’s nothing like opening your eyes, taking a hopeful breath, and realizing, yep... still me. This pint-sized existentialist in footie pajamas perfectly captures the despair of another day on Earth with the same responsibilities, same face, and not nearly enough coffee. We've all been this tiny, grumpy icon of reluctant consciousness.
For anyone who greets mornings with rage and mild identity crises, this glossy sticker or magnet is a must-have mood booster (or at least a warning to others). Choose your weapon: kiss-cut vinyl sticker or die-cut magnet, both 2.5" x 3.5", waterproof, weather-resistant, and absolutely not emotionally stable.
⚠️ Only available at Winkatchoo, where therapy is expensive but emotional merch is delightfully unhinged.
Put it somewhere visible. Let the world know you're awake, and you're not happy about it.
Why You’ll Love These Stickers & Magnets:
✅ Durable Die-Cut Magnet – Strong, flexible, and made to last.
✅ Peel n’ Stick Kiss-Cut Stickers - Waterproof and glossy
✅ Each Sticker & magnet is approx. 2.5” x 3.5”
✅ Exclusive Winkatchoo Artwork – You won’t find this kind of cute anywhere else.
✅ Easy On, Easy Off Magnets – Sticks to metal and peels off clean.
✅ Stickers made on durable vinyl - affix to any smooth surface
✅ Weather-Resistant & Fade-Proof – Great indoors or out.
✅ Choice of background colors
✅ Buy One or Grab a Handful!
✅ Giftable – Great for collectors, cat people, and chaotic creatives.
Winkatchoo stickers and magnets - because Seriousness if Seriously Overrated.
FREE SHIPPING in the US!
Woke Up Like This—and Frankly, I’m Furious About It.
There’s nothing like opening your eyes, taking a hopeful breath, and realizing, yep... still me. This pint-sized existentialist in footie pajamas perfectly captures the despair of another day on Earth with the same responsibilities, same face, and not nearly enough coffee. We've all been this tiny, grumpy icon of reluctant consciousness.
For anyone who greets mornings with rage and mild identity crises, this glossy sticker or magnet is a must-have mood booster (or at least a warning to others). Choose your weapon: kiss-cut vinyl sticker or die-cut magnet, both 2.5" x 3.5", waterproof, weather-resistant, and absolutely not emotionally stable.
⚠️ Only available at Winkatchoo, where therapy is expensive but emotional merch is delightfully unhinged.
Put it somewhere visible. Let the world know you're awake, and you're not happy about it.
Why You’ll Love These Stickers & Magnets:
✅ Durable Die-Cut Magnet – Strong, flexible, and made to last.
✅ Peel n’ Stick Kiss-Cut Stickers - Waterproof and glossy
✅ Each Sticker & magnet is approx. 2.5” x 3.5”
✅ Exclusive Winkatchoo Artwork – You won’t find this kind of cute anywhere else.
✅ Easy On, Easy Off Magnets – Sticks to metal and peels off clean.
✅ Stickers made on durable vinyl - affix to any smooth surface
✅ Weather-Resistant & Fade-Proof – Great indoors or out.
✅ Choice of background colors
✅ Buy One or Grab a Handful!
✅ Giftable – Great for collectors, cat people, and chaotic creatives.
Winkatchoo stickers and magnets - because Seriousness if Seriously Overrated.
FREE SHIPPING in the US!
Woke Up Like This—and Frankly, I’m Furious About It.
There’s nothing like opening your eyes, taking a hopeful breath, and realizing, yep... still me. This pint-sized existentialist in footie pajamas perfectly captures the despair of another day on Earth with the same responsibilities, same face, and not nearly enough coffee. We've all been this tiny, grumpy icon of reluctant consciousness.
For anyone who greets mornings with rage and mild identity crises, this glossy sticker or magnet is a must-have mood booster (or at least a warning to others). Choose your weapon: kiss-cut vinyl sticker or die-cut magnet, both 2.5" x 3.5", waterproof, weather-resistant, and absolutely not emotionally stable.
⚠️ Only available at Winkatchoo, where therapy is expensive but emotional merch is delightfully unhinged.
Put it somewhere visible. Let the world know you're awake, and you're not happy about it.
Why You’ll Love These Stickers & Magnets:
✅ Durable Die-Cut Magnet – Strong, flexible, and made to last.
✅ Peel n’ Stick Kiss-Cut Stickers - Waterproof and glossy
✅ Each Sticker & magnet is approx. 2.5” x 3.5”
✅ Exclusive Winkatchoo Artwork – You won’t find this kind of cute anywhere else.
✅ Easy On, Easy Off Magnets – Sticks to metal and peels off clean.
✅ Stickers made on durable vinyl - affix to any smooth surface
✅ Weather-Resistant & Fade-Proof – Great indoors or out.
✅ Choice of background colors
✅ Buy One or Grab a Handful!
✅ Giftable – Great for collectors, cat people, and chaotic creatives.
Winkatchoo stickers and magnets - because Seriousness if Seriously Overrated.
FREE SHIPPING in the US!