Imaginary Lemons: The Sticker or Magnet America Deserves 324
When life hands you lemons, Progressive Ideology hands you imaginary lemons, files a complaint about the lemons, and demands a $47 million grant to investigate them. If you're the type who can spot a manufactured crisis from a mile away (and maybe even laugh about it), welcome home.
Featuring a wide-eyed, slightly deranged Uncle Sam who looks like he just realized where all the budget actually went, this design proudly roasts the fine art of fabricating fake problems. It’s the emotional support sarcasm you didn’t know you needed. Stick it to your fridge, your laptop, or your boss's Prius if you're feeling spicy. At a glorious 2.5 x 3.5 inches, it’s glossy, waterproof, weather-resistant, and precision-cut with a Cricut for maximum judgmental flair. Available as either a kiss-cut vinyl sticker or a die-cut magnet—same glorious meltdown, two different delivery systems.
Exclusively from Winkatchoo, because no big box store or Etsy knockoff has the guts (or the caffeine levels) to crank out this level of chaos.
Buy it now and remind everyone: just because the clown car is fully loaded doesn’t mean you have to get in.
Why You’ll Love These Stickers & Magnets:
✅ Durable Die-Cut Magnet – Strong, flexible, and made to last.
✅ Peel n’ Stick Kiss-Cut Stickers - Waterproof and glossy
✅ Each Sticker & magnet is approx. 2.5” x 3.5”
✅ Exclusive Winkatchoo Artwork – You won’t find this kind of cute anywhere else.
✅ Easy On, Easy Off Magnets – Sticks to metal and peels off clean.
✅ Stickers made on durable vinyl - affix to any smooth surface
✅ Weather-Resistant & Fade-Proof – Great indoors or out.
✅ Choice of background colors
✅ Buy One or Grab a Handful!
✅ Giftable – Great for collectors, cat people, and chaotic creatives.
Winkatchoo stickers and magnets - because Seriousness if Seriously Overrated.
FREE SHIPPING in the US!
When life hands you lemons, Progressive Ideology hands you imaginary lemons, files a complaint about the lemons, and demands a $47 million grant to investigate them. If you're the type who can spot a manufactured crisis from a mile away (and maybe even laugh about it), welcome home.
Featuring a wide-eyed, slightly deranged Uncle Sam who looks like he just realized where all the budget actually went, this design proudly roasts the fine art of fabricating fake problems. It’s the emotional support sarcasm you didn’t know you needed. Stick it to your fridge, your laptop, or your boss's Prius if you're feeling spicy. At a glorious 2.5 x 3.5 inches, it’s glossy, waterproof, weather-resistant, and precision-cut with a Cricut for maximum judgmental flair. Available as either a kiss-cut vinyl sticker or a die-cut magnet—same glorious meltdown, two different delivery systems.
Exclusively from Winkatchoo, because no big box store or Etsy knockoff has the guts (or the caffeine levels) to crank out this level of chaos.
Buy it now and remind everyone: just because the clown car is fully loaded doesn’t mean you have to get in.
Why You’ll Love These Stickers & Magnets:
✅ Durable Die-Cut Magnet – Strong, flexible, and made to last.
✅ Peel n’ Stick Kiss-Cut Stickers - Waterproof and glossy
✅ Each Sticker & magnet is approx. 2.5” x 3.5”
✅ Exclusive Winkatchoo Artwork – You won’t find this kind of cute anywhere else.
✅ Easy On, Easy Off Magnets – Sticks to metal and peels off clean.
✅ Stickers made on durable vinyl - affix to any smooth surface
✅ Weather-Resistant & Fade-Proof – Great indoors or out.
✅ Choice of background colors
✅ Buy One or Grab a Handful!
✅ Giftable – Great for collectors, cat people, and chaotic creatives.
Winkatchoo stickers and magnets - because Seriousness if Seriously Overrated.
FREE SHIPPING in the US!
When life hands you lemons, Progressive Ideology hands you imaginary lemons, files a complaint about the lemons, and demands a $47 million grant to investigate them. If you're the type who can spot a manufactured crisis from a mile away (and maybe even laugh about it), welcome home.
Featuring a wide-eyed, slightly deranged Uncle Sam who looks like he just realized where all the budget actually went, this design proudly roasts the fine art of fabricating fake problems. It’s the emotional support sarcasm you didn’t know you needed. Stick it to your fridge, your laptop, or your boss's Prius if you're feeling spicy. At a glorious 2.5 x 3.5 inches, it’s glossy, waterproof, weather-resistant, and precision-cut with a Cricut for maximum judgmental flair. Available as either a kiss-cut vinyl sticker or a die-cut magnet—same glorious meltdown, two different delivery systems.
Exclusively from Winkatchoo, because no big box store or Etsy knockoff has the guts (or the caffeine levels) to crank out this level of chaos.
Buy it now and remind everyone: just because the clown car is fully loaded doesn’t mean you have to get in.
Why You’ll Love These Stickers & Magnets:
✅ Durable Die-Cut Magnet – Strong, flexible, and made to last.
✅ Peel n’ Stick Kiss-Cut Stickers - Waterproof and glossy
✅ Each Sticker & magnet is approx. 2.5” x 3.5”
✅ Exclusive Winkatchoo Artwork – You won’t find this kind of cute anywhere else.
✅ Easy On, Easy Off Magnets – Sticks to metal and peels off clean.
✅ Stickers made on durable vinyl - affix to any smooth surface
✅ Weather-Resistant & Fade-Proof – Great indoors or out.
✅ Choice of background colors
✅ Buy One or Grab a Handful!
✅ Giftable – Great for collectors, cat people, and chaotic creatives.
Winkatchoo stickers and magnets - because Seriousness if Seriously Overrated.
FREE SHIPPING in the US!