Lost in Woke 101 – Confused Patriot Sticker or Magnet 308
Nothing says “modern education” quite like a confused, over-schooled kid who’s been taught exactly what to think but still can’t find Ohio on a map. If this wide-eyed little patriot looks ready to pledge allegiance to a gender studies syllabus instead of the flag, well... that’s basically the vibe.
This brutally honest work of art was brewed up somewhere between a 3AM doom scroll and a double espresso meltdown. Available as either a glossy kiss-cut vinyl sticker or a glossy die-cut magnet—both rocking a sassy 2.5 x 3.5 inches of waterproof, weather-resistant, Cricut-cut rebellion. Slap it where it hurts most: laptops, lockers, or anywhere “woke” logic dares to tread.
Only from Winkatchoo—because you deserve the real deal, not some watered-down Etsy pity party.
Think for yourself. But like, actually. Add to cart, champ.
Why You’ll Love These Stickers & Magnets:
✅ Durable Die-Cut Magnet – Strong, flexible, and made to last.
✅ Peel n’ Stick Kiss-Cut Stickers - Waterproof and glossy
✅ Each Sticker & magnet is approx. 2.5” x 3.5”
✅ Exclusive Winkatchoo Artwork – You won’t find this kind of cute anywhere else.
✅ Easy On, Easy Off Magnets – Sticks to metal and peels off clean.
✅ Stickers made on durable vinyl - affix to any smooth surface
✅ Weather-Resistant & Fade-Proof – Great indoors or out.
✅ Choice of background colors
✅ Buy One or Grab a Handful!
✅ Giftable – Great for collectors, cat people, and chaotic creatives.
Winkatchoo stickers and magnets - because Seriousness if Seriously Overrated.
FREE SHIPPING in the US!
Nothing says “modern education” quite like a confused, over-schooled kid who’s been taught exactly what to think but still can’t find Ohio on a map. If this wide-eyed little patriot looks ready to pledge allegiance to a gender studies syllabus instead of the flag, well... that’s basically the vibe.
This brutally honest work of art was brewed up somewhere between a 3AM doom scroll and a double espresso meltdown. Available as either a glossy kiss-cut vinyl sticker or a glossy die-cut magnet—both rocking a sassy 2.5 x 3.5 inches of waterproof, weather-resistant, Cricut-cut rebellion. Slap it where it hurts most: laptops, lockers, or anywhere “woke” logic dares to tread.
Only from Winkatchoo—because you deserve the real deal, not some watered-down Etsy pity party.
Think for yourself. But like, actually. Add to cart, champ.
Why You’ll Love These Stickers & Magnets:
✅ Durable Die-Cut Magnet – Strong, flexible, and made to last.
✅ Peel n’ Stick Kiss-Cut Stickers - Waterproof and glossy
✅ Each Sticker & magnet is approx. 2.5” x 3.5”
✅ Exclusive Winkatchoo Artwork – You won’t find this kind of cute anywhere else.
✅ Easy On, Easy Off Magnets – Sticks to metal and peels off clean.
✅ Stickers made on durable vinyl - affix to any smooth surface
✅ Weather-Resistant & Fade-Proof – Great indoors or out.
✅ Choice of background colors
✅ Buy One or Grab a Handful!
✅ Giftable – Great for collectors, cat people, and chaotic creatives.
Winkatchoo stickers and magnets - because Seriousness if Seriously Overrated.
FREE SHIPPING in the US!
Nothing says “modern education” quite like a confused, over-schooled kid who’s been taught exactly what to think but still can’t find Ohio on a map. If this wide-eyed little patriot looks ready to pledge allegiance to a gender studies syllabus instead of the flag, well... that’s basically the vibe.
This brutally honest work of art was brewed up somewhere between a 3AM doom scroll and a double espresso meltdown. Available as either a glossy kiss-cut vinyl sticker or a glossy die-cut magnet—both rocking a sassy 2.5 x 3.5 inches of waterproof, weather-resistant, Cricut-cut rebellion. Slap it where it hurts most: laptops, lockers, or anywhere “woke” logic dares to tread.
Only from Winkatchoo—because you deserve the real deal, not some watered-down Etsy pity party.
Think for yourself. But like, actually. Add to cart, champ.
Why You’ll Love These Stickers & Magnets:
✅ Durable Die-Cut Magnet – Strong, flexible, and made to last.
✅ Peel n’ Stick Kiss-Cut Stickers - Waterproof and glossy
✅ Each Sticker & magnet is approx. 2.5” x 3.5”
✅ Exclusive Winkatchoo Artwork – You won’t find this kind of cute anywhere else.
✅ Easy On, Easy Off Magnets – Sticks to metal and peels off clean.
✅ Stickers made on durable vinyl - affix to any smooth surface
✅ Weather-Resistant & Fade-Proof – Great indoors or out.
✅ Choice of background colors
✅ Buy One or Grab a Handful!
✅ Giftable – Great for collectors, cat people, and chaotic creatives.
Winkatchoo stickers and magnets - because Seriousness if Seriously Overrated.
FREE SHIPPING in the US!