When the Gecko Majors in Gender Studies

Somewhere deep in the desert of discourse, this red-white-and-blue reptile crawled out of a civics class and straight into a graduate seminar on critical theory. With those bulging, unblinking eyes and a smug little grin, he’s not just observing the curriculum—he’s judging it. Legend has it, this cold-blooded critter once preached personal responsibility until someone handed him Foucault, and now he’s out here asking if truth is just a social construct while side-eyeing your lawn sign.

The comedy sizzles in the glorious strike-through: “Common Sense” crossed out in favor of “Critical Theory”—because apparently, plain reasoning has been benched in favor of deconstructing cereal box hierarchies. The visual screams "America, but make it postmodern," with a gecko that looks like it just binge-watched ten hours of political TikToks and is ready to debate your grandma. It’s delightfully absurd, wildly self-aware, and tongue-in-cheek enough to make even your most online uncle pause mid-rant. Whether you’re laughing at the lizard or low-key agreeing with him, one thing is clear—this isn't your grandma’s social studies class anymore.