Patriotism with a Side of Side-Eye

Behold: the human equivalent of a raised eyebrow and a permanent sigh. This lanky, bug-eyed character looks like he just overheard someone say “America is the worst” at a cookout and is now silently debating whether to drop facts or just drop the hotdog. Wrapped in a flag and armed with existential confusion, he's the poster child for “I’m not mad, I’m just extremely baffled.” There’s something about his expression that screams, “You complain about Wi-Fi while others are swimming across rivers for a shot at that same buffering screen.”

The real zinger here? That blazing “Said NO ONE while risking their life sneaking in” punchline. It’s like a bumper sticker got sent to stand-up comedy school and graduated with honors. The humor lands with a wink (literally) as it flips the script on anti-American sentiment with one hard truth and zero chill. Whether you agree or not, it’s undeniably memorable—equal parts snark and patriotism, with just enough absurdity to make you laugh before you think. And really, isn't that the most American way to make a point?