Critical Thinking? Never Heard of Her

Meet Lil’ Skeptic, the pint-sized patriot who just got out of his first “Feelings-Based Algebra” class and isn’t buying a single syllable. Inspired by a world where oversized glasses magnify both confusion and contempt, this image captures the exact moment a kid realizes his school isn't teaching long division—it's teaching long discussions about personal identity and plant-based lunch options. The expression says, “I came for recess and juice boxes, not a masterclass in moral relativism.” This is the face of a boy betrayed by the curriculum.

But let’s not gloss over the real comedic gold: the crossed-out “How to Think” replaced with a blaring "WHAT TO Think." It’s a not-so-subtle jab wrapped in a big ol’ bucket of sarcasm—and maybe a side of righteous indignation. From the comic-book fonts to the patriotic drips of paint, everything here screams “mandatory mindfulness meets mild anarchy.” It's quirky, it's bold, and it’s the kind of image that lives rent-free in your brain, whispering, “Remember when school taught cursive instead of cultural guilt?” Whether you nod along or laugh at the dramatic flair, one thing's for sure—this kid’s not thinking what you told him to.

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