Funny Snarky Vinyl Night Light – Custom or Pre-Loaded with Sass
Humor That Glows... Literally.
Tired of boring, basic night lights that just sit there like judgmental beige blobs? Same.
That’s why we created these WINKATCHOO exclusive vinyl-labeled night lights—loaded with sarcasm, weirdness, and a gentle glow to guide your poor decision-making after dark.
💬 Choose from our ever-growing collection of original phrases:
From “Did You Check Behind the Shower Curtain?” to “Two Wipes = No Itch,” every quote is a tiny spotlight of absurd truth. Bathroom. Kitchen. Hallway. Closet of Denial. These belong everywhere your awkward midnight self might roam.
🖋️ Want Your Own Words Instead?
We accept custom phrases! Use the personalization option to drop up to 6 words. (Yes, we count. Yes, we judge.)
Pro Tip: The more words, the smaller the font. No one wants a novel glowing above the toilet.
✨ Product Details:
Size: Approx. 3.5" x 3.5"
Material: Durable, long-lasting vinyl label applied to a lightweight LED night light
Light Color: Warm white—because harsh blue light is for sci-fi interrogations
Design: Bold fonts, cheeky phrasing, and a signature 😏 WINKATCHOO smirk
Use: Plugs into any standard U.S. outlet
Perfect For: Gift-giving, guest shaming, self-reflection, snack-time judgment, or bathroom weirdos (hi, we see you)
💥 Why Ours?
Because you can’t get these anywhere else.
Seriously. These aren’t mass-produced. They're designed by one twisted mind with a label maker, a love of sarcasm, and a dangerously low filter. Custom, funny, freakishly relatable—and guaranteed to make you smile in the dark.
💡 Choose from our drop-down list of sayings—or personalize your own. Either way, your outlet is about to get a glow-up with attitude.
Humor That Glows... Literally.
Tired of boring, basic night lights that just sit there like judgmental beige blobs? Same.
That’s why we created these WINKATCHOO exclusive vinyl-labeled night lights—loaded with sarcasm, weirdness, and a gentle glow to guide your poor decision-making after dark.
💬 Choose from our ever-growing collection of original phrases:
From “Did You Check Behind the Shower Curtain?” to “Two Wipes = No Itch,” every quote is a tiny spotlight of absurd truth. Bathroom. Kitchen. Hallway. Closet of Denial. These belong everywhere your awkward midnight self might roam.
🖋️ Want Your Own Words Instead?
We accept custom phrases! Use the personalization option to drop up to 6 words. (Yes, we count. Yes, we judge.)
Pro Tip: The more words, the smaller the font. No one wants a novel glowing above the toilet.
✨ Product Details:
Size: Approx. 3.5" x 3.5"
Material: Durable, long-lasting vinyl label applied to a lightweight LED night light
Light Color: Warm white—because harsh blue light is for sci-fi interrogations
Design: Bold fonts, cheeky phrasing, and a signature 😏 WINKATCHOO smirk
Use: Plugs into any standard U.S. outlet
Perfect For: Gift-giving, guest shaming, self-reflection, snack-time judgment, or bathroom weirdos (hi, we see you)
💥 Why Ours?
Because you can’t get these anywhere else.
Seriously. These aren’t mass-produced. They're designed by one twisted mind with a label maker, a love of sarcasm, and a dangerously low filter. Custom, funny, freakishly relatable—and guaranteed to make you smile in the dark.
💡 Choose from our drop-down list of sayings—or personalize your own. Either way, your outlet is about to get a glow-up with attitude.
Humor That Glows... Literally.
Tired of boring, basic night lights that just sit there like judgmental beige blobs? Same.
That’s why we created these WINKATCHOO exclusive vinyl-labeled night lights—loaded with sarcasm, weirdness, and a gentle glow to guide your poor decision-making after dark.
💬 Choose from our ever-growing collection of original phrases:
From “Did You Check Behind the Shower Curtain?” to “Two Wipes = No Itch,” every quote is a tiny spotlight of absurd truth. Bathroom. Kitchen. Hallway. Closet of Denial. These belong everywhere your awkward midnight self might roam.
🖋️ Want Your Own Words Instead?
We accept custom phrases! Use the personalization option to drop up to 6 words. (Yes, we count. Yes, we judge.)
Pro Tip: The more words, the smaller the font. No one wants a novel glowing above the toilet.
✨ Product Details:
Size: Approx. 3.5" x 3.5"
Material: Durable, long-lasting vinyl label applied to a lightweight LED night light
Light Color: Warm white—because harsh blue light is for sci-fi interrogations
Design: Bold fonts, cheeky phrasing, and a signature 😏 WINKATCHOO smirk
Use: Plugs into any standard U.S. outlet
Perfect For: Gift-giving, guest shaming, self-reflection, snack-time judgment, or bathroom weirdos (hi, we see you)
💥 Why Ours?
Because you can’t get these anywhere else.
Seriously. These aren’t mass-produced. They're designed by one twisted mind with a label maker, a love of sarcasm, and a dangerously low filter. Custom, funny, freakishly relatable—and guaranteed to make you smile in the dark.
💡 Choose from our drop-down list of sayings—or personalize your own. Either way, your outlet is about to get a glow-up with attitude.